+1 funny :)

+rep firebombed the dmv

-rep gave me a game I ardy got

-rep no boops ;-;

10/10 crouch spam kill, left game so i could post this

odd coincidence. I was trying to find you but I couldn't quite remember your name.

Imagine not being Canadian

Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

My Guy

maestro is my waifu wtf get ur hands off

This guy is an idiot never ever listen to him

Im Galaxy Who The fucc are you

The ♥♥♥♥ are you suppose to be

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THE VERY GREAT SIZED KAMMERJUNK HAS WASHED ASHORE ON YOUR PROFILE!! POST THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT PROFILES IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE SHE WILL BE BEACHED UP WITH YOUR WAIFU!!!!!

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1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
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:gay:

Where you wanna go I'll come there and square up

when someone disses my fly girl I was told to give'em one of these
You

Fight me

yea boi

turns out you just remove people left and right like a rude ♥♥♥♥♥ smdh

been forever since I removed you, didn't even notice smh

Panda

who r u

When the math magician deletes you :(

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

IF U WERE ROBBED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT HELP UR ASS CUZ ID B ON THE BLOCK ROBBIN BACK WAT THEY STOLE.
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WE TRUE HUSTLAS
WE ROLL TOGETHER
WE FOLD TOGETHER
send these BILLS to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get BILLS your A TRUE HUSTLA

All these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, ruining my innocent comments section.

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN A TABLE RELATED ACCIDENT,
I WOULDNT GO TO YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE ID BE SITTING ON A TABLE
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WE SIT TOGETHER ON A TABLE

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oh fair maiden, what a glorious joy to look at art thou. you present yourself in only the most divine fabric, of which i spend many a morrow gazing on your everbeaming radiance. Your eyes glisten in the moonlight, your footsteps softly whisper on the twigs below. in the forest of love you are my pride and joy. I spend many days and nights, of which are long; deep in though of a creature which could expand my mind and reinforce my belief that somewhere out there, mine quest for a soulmate shall be completeth. You are such a exceptional creation and your simple presence overwhelms me, my soulmate, is thou. I want to spend the entirety of my life with you. i could not wish for a more suitable mother to my unborn offsprings. your womb would be as tender as your cheeks and would nurture my babies as you nurture me. pls respond

You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking.

copy and paste this into chat to greet to your friends! It should say "You're a really cool guy" but in a cool font! 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐠

You think you're cool being gone on your profile!? I'll have you know what cool means. Cool is when you stick your ♥♥♥♥ in your little sisters mouth when she sleeps. Cool is when you chain your little sister up and force her to swallow your semen for days, then ♥♥♥♥ her knowing mom and dad are gone for the week. Cool is when you stick your ♥♥♥♥ in her smooth vagina, so soft that gods could feel (but of course you are not cool to know the feeling), then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot sticky loads into her as she cries in pain. So next time you want to act cool, you're making a big mistake kid.

　　　　　　　 　　　　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　
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It's COOL to be gay!
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YOUR WAIFU IS A ♥♥♥♥

CHICKEN TENDIES FRIED AND FRESH
DON'T DENY THEY ARE THE BEST
R9K AND POL AND BEE
WON'T TAKE THEM AWAY FROM ME

DIP THEM SWIRL THEM BAR-B-Q
FROM MOMMY TO ME AND YOU
SMOKERS, LET THEM HAVE THEIR JOINTS
WHILE I RACK UP GOOD BOY POINTS

YOU'LL SEE US AT THE NEAR WENDY'S
PURCHASING BELOV'D TENDIES
AND IF MUM FORGETS MY NEED
MY UNDERWEAR'S POO-POO'D PEE-PEE'D

>parents go out to restaurant for dinner
>ask me to get ready to go and eat
>tell them no because I don't want to take a shower
>ask them to bring me some food while they are out
>they say they aren't getting me anything unless I leave the house because it's been 3 months
>tell them to just leave and let me starve to death
>they leave and I start pacing around the house looking for something to break to teach them a lesson
>eventually just decide to call them during dinner and tell them I'm holding the cat hostage unless they bring me tendies
>they say they're calling the cops if I do anything to the cat
>FaceTime with them to show that the cat is safe and I haven't turned on the microwave yet
>they come back with a whopper
>not even wendys
>this is the last straw
>turn on microwave with cat inside
>mom starts crying