You’ve heard of 100 men vs a gorilla but have you even considered 100 men vs C.H.I.M.P.S

hi man! add me :)

+rep outstanding leadership

+rep good profile, fearless player

Quick slice!

+rep top tier player

+ rep cast spell on guards and in cloakroom securing a new location on map

The rizzler

sniper prodigy

+rep skilled gamer, tactical genius, let's strategize for more victories

good shots

you know when you on type timing with orisa and your meat module lowk get shredded in her gearbox so you hit that golden freddy but you lock in after smelling that backshot mist and you take 2 rhino pills

dumb 4ss kid spamming the same move, go back to practice and learn some more hahahahahaha

how can u play like this in 200 hours only same 2 lows spam as jin lmao free win anyway bye

-rep Jin low spam

friend request pls

+rep nice sense

Victory awaits us. Ready?

you see me in a gold cloak, tall, muscular, evil looking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, i dont need my full speed to catch you

Nice achievements! Play?

good AoE II Mate

insane AK plays ◕‿◕

nice mate

add me

Flowchart player. Inferior Intellect. Next.

you see me in a gold cloak, tall, muscular, evil looking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, i dont need my full speed to catch you

quit playing overwatch pls ur ass

what if i pull up with the covenant cloaks

win quitter... meh

she will never miss you

ill write on your profile whenever i please you dirty dog
delete my comment again and i will snap you in half like a twig
you are nothing but a pile of bones waiting to be turned to ash you decrepit cripple

i could ask this manwhore to uwu for me and he'd do it without hesitation

he meows for me on the regular. shameless behaviour from this e-man-♥♥♥♥♥.

this man is my role model fr

v true story

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ little stupid ♥♥♥♥♥ long ♥♥♥♥♥ no nipple having ♥♥♥♥♥ 2+2 not knowing what the ♥♥♥♥ it is ♥♥♥♥♥ i hate you

Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

-rep he be schamed me :(

nice pigeon

faaaaaaak you dog

and my moter is russian you ratard

i regret eeating spaghettios

hey bro xx

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

hey connor you should honestly just kill yourself

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