just found out your a gamer..... sick to death of you

wtf i am not milquetoast

Your karma score has decreased by 1 after I read your comment. The fact that your account is 8 years old makes it seem like you’d be capable of wit, but your comment sounds like it was written by a medieval peasant trying to sound smart. Not your fault, per se, some of us are born this way. Hell, I’m a high functioning sociopath and I feel nothing but disdain for most of the people on Reddit for being self entitled, privileged, and milquetoast.

Source: I took psychology and morality class.

P.S. I have bipolar disorder so I might have gone a bit off at you. Same idea, though.

My wife won’t die. My dumbass married her before I realized she was too old to have children. Her stats are great but I need an heir. I’ve sent her into battle alone probably over 100 times at this point and have even tried shooting her in the face with a crossbow time and time again. She just gets knocked out. Anybody know the best way to kill her?

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My girlfriend and I dont commit coitus anymore, we would rather discuss various philosophies and theories instead. While sex brings a physical ejaculation, the socratic method brings me an intellectual one

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Actually what "Sucks" is YOUR LACK of Know-How to solve your Own Problems in PC Gaming...

In Consoles HDR is done at the "Factory Level" both on Hardware and Games so that you can even be a BABY to not care or know about those things to enjoy HDR levels.

In PC Gaming you MUST KNOW every Detail of HOW to "Make HDR Work" for that Game as all the Support that ONLY Consoles provide is GONE as you're CLUELESS on how to apply the HDR to your Game. You must know how to Configure Windows or Game or even must know to use CORRECT HDR Hardware such as cables to ensure you can get the effect...

Since you CHOSEN to be a BABY, please go back to your Console Gaming and leave r/PCGaming to Adults ONLY. Consoles is like taking a TAXI and PC Gaming is like Building your Own Motorbike from SCRATCH. You obviously CAN'T survive in PC Gaming...

my brother ate my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pringles. im so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mad. bought this beautiful can of sour cream and onion pringles in preparation for a night of gaming. i left it on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desk. ♥♥♥♥ was sealed. had a note on it that said "reserved for big ♥♥♥♥ no balls legend" and left the house to run some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ errands. i come home, thinking to myself, "oh boy. time to eat my pringles. and enjoy a night of gaming." but my pringles are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gone. My armpits feel a little moist at this point. I get my phone and start a mass text to everyone I live with. just as expected, no one replies. I run to my brother's room. I bet you this fat ♥♥♥♥ ate my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pringles. im in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rush. by this point im shaking uncontrollably.

"Did you eat my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pringles?" I asked him politely. "Yes. I didn't realize they were yours,." by this point adrenaline is coursing through my veins,. my brain has activated fight or flight mode and i chose fight. i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ start crying. im throwing ♥♥♥♥

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Sound guy who is fun to play with. Bully him and you'll have to deal with me...

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Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

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So as I type this out I'm fuming, livid, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ furious. I was playing a game of minecraft, as most people do, when I decided to dig straight down, something you should never do. After a couple of minutes I found a cave system with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ TONS of diamonds. I struck the mother load. After that I tried to find my way out and that was when 4 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skeletons waltzed on in and filled me up with their loads. as in arrows, not skeleton ♥♥♥ (I wish). I lost everything that night. Thats why from now on I play in peaceful mode with keepInventory true.

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"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow, to high five you yesterday my friend. Peace" - me

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Please get off my boyfriends profile. My profile doesn't need your ♥♥♥♥ talking on it or anyone else drooling all over him. Don't even look at my boyfriends profile. Do you even have a boyfriend? Have you ever had a boyfriend? I doubt it. At least if you had, they are not anywhere near as good as my boyfriend. My boyfriend knows how to treat me right. My boyfriend always comforts me and all other boyfriend-like stuff. So next time you try and leave a comment on my boyfriends comment or slide into my boyfriends DM's. Remember, HE is MY BOYFRIEND.

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are you in as much pain as i am right now gah shucks

You rock man, I just followed you on Twitch... started seeing you first in Chilled, Galm, and Ze videos and quickly found out that you are hilarious! Appreciate all the laughs... keep it coming!

o.o ..... <.< .... O.o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection..By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays Minecraft!!! O.O My beautiful lady. I will treat you right forever, I will cherish and treasure you, I will mine you diamonds and protect you from Endermen. My lady.. be my player two....

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t up

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I saw you left a rude comment on someone's profile. I hope next time you consider their feelings.

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