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podias ser mais simpatico mas as pessoas gostam de ti na mesma

i love robert <3

My gwandfathew smoked his whowe wife. I was about 10 yeaws owd when my mothew said to him, 'If you evew want to see youw gwandchiwdwen gwaduate, you have to stop immediatewy' .

Teaws wewwed up in his eyes when he weawized what exactwy was at stake. He gave it up immediatewy.

Thwee yeaws watew he died of wung cancew. It was weawwy sad and destwoyed me. My mothew towd me- 'Don't evew smoke. Pwease dont put youw famiwy thwough what youw Gwandfathew put us thwough.' I agweed.

At 28, I have nevew touched a cigawette. I must say, I feew a vewy swight sense of wegwet fow nevew having done it, because youw post gave me cancew anyway.

+rep friendliest player i found in DM, it was nice talking to you

thank you robert, your very descriptive explanation of torture really brightened my day +rep

helped me back from the edge of suicide +rep

thank i was feeling sad today. I'm glad you were doing worse!

cheater!

Bro, se quiseres ir um compzinho rapido diz algo

I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn 🧞‍♂🧞‍♂ in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytan well i wasn't going to let blasphemy : go unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell :back: :back: and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billie🤩🤩she said "i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls" :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: but then i felt an evil force rising it was xxxtentacion : he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh"🤦‍♀🤦‍♀ and then allah and X fought and of course allah won and spread World peace :v: :v: so anyway that's the TEA sisters stay tuned for my fenti beauty .

Story time ‍♀so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish and my headphones got unplugged and it played bad guy out loud so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls were completely vibing to it and they were like slayyyyy sisterrr☠☠and i was gonna say something back when a boy🤮🤮approached me and said🗣🗣 "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" 🧐🧐 and i was SHOOK : and completely flipped the F OUT 🤬🤬 i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie rose up from it🧖‍♀🧖‍♀ and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path🧕🧕 until shariah law was implemented world wide" he then was like...

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Ohh myy goddd guyssss I JUST WOOSHED SOMEONE 🤭😱😱 You wont believe what just happened 🤔 I was scrolling through youtube comment section 🔻 when I saw someone make a guess what... A JOKE 😂🤣 So guess what I did, I CLICK VIEW MORE REPLIES 😱 AND THIS IS THE BEST PART!!!! Someone.... didnt.... get.... the..... JOKE 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ So like every intelligent human on this planet I WOOSHED HIMMMM 😂😂😂😂 HE WAS DEFINITELY SO EMBARRASSED NOW IT FELT SO GOOD🤤😩💦 Omg he is soo dumb like how can someone not get a joke 😂😂 Guys pro tip, when someone doesnt get a joke just r/woosh him 🤣😂 This is my story, my mom is calling me now, I have to go👋

looking kinda sus

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hey, sowwy i saw youw pwofiwe and i just thought you wooked cute in youw pictuwe, i weawwy wanted to teww you that)) it's weawwy wawe to see giwws pwaying video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestwy im wike weawwy against misogyny and wike iww be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we shouwd weawwy pway w4d2 sometimes its a weawwy coow zombie game with a wot fo scawy moments, but dont wowwy iww be thewe to pwotect you ;) sowwy that wasnt fwiwting i sweaw im just twying to be fwiendwy i weawwy wike youw pwofiwe pictuwe sowwy was that too faw? weawwy sowwy im weawwy shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we shouwd tawk mowe you wook weawwy nice and fun xxx

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whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

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what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke

E na chamada da escola, a professora:

Sapo?
- Presente!

Cachorro?
- Presente!

Gato?
- Presente!

Comedor de piça?
(Não respondeu porque estava a ler)

Galinha?
- Presente!

Papagaio?
- Presente!

e o Comedor de piça a ler...

Pinguim?
- Presente!

Porco?
- Presente!

e o Comedor de piça continuou a ler esta mensagem! kk

Não adianta parares de ler porque tu já caiste, continua!

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És tao preguiçoso que nem leste todos os voces e nem percebeste que tinha 1 voce escrito com S!

Agora voltaste a trás para ver se tinha mesmo e ficaste decepcionado porque nao achaste.

Agora estás te a rir como um estúpido.

E agora vai passar para os teus amigos cairem tambem...

I KEN

KENough of this

No one KEN

hahaha you KENnot win against me