Hecker Man
Cave Johnson
Michigan, United States
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your DAMN lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your DAMN lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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Games  424
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Reviews  11
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RagunCagun 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:58pm 
die
TrollzRandy 26 Sep, 2019 @ 1:09pm 
IF U WERE KILL TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA GUY DAT KILL U
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