Recent reviews by HasheM

I am a better driver than you. I've driven more miles in the last year than you've laid down in your life. I've pit a 40-ton truck against howling blizzards, tornados, hailstorms, floods, countless morons driving like total asshats...

I am an expert on the subject. I am required by law to remember not just your road laws, but very specific laws pertaining to commercial vehicles.

On top of my successful endeavors driving a semi, I've also taken private lessons from a retired military defensive driving coach. Everything from how to operate a vehicle with no rubber on the tires, to evading gunfire in a vehicle, snap-decision lane changing (should you find yourself driving out of a fog or smoke haze, and an obstacle is literally feet from the vision threshold), firing a weapon while driving accurately... You get the idea.

You're not a driver. You're pretending to drive. You probably can't change your own oil, let alone correct off of a soft shoulder at high speeds on a two-lane highway without correcting into oncoming traffic.

I am an expert on the matter. So you are not a capable, good, or even okay driver. You are just in the car while it somehow manages to not kill you.

See what I'm getting at?

wot? Square up yeah, I'll kick ur Grandad's head in and then lick ur grans punani, ur a wasteman blud. That potnoodle u sorted me last week was rank fam, try getting me a chicken and mushroom next time, not the bbq one, this isn't a game m8. Yeah fisher price fisherman's friend meal deal with the garlic mayo dip you get me chum? Yeah i didn't think you'd wanna square up, you're a ♥♥♥♥♥hole fam, i bet you had one of those ♥♥♥♥ pencil cases at school where it looked like a 7up can but it was actually a pencil case... you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot lad, I'll knock u the ♥♥♥♥ out if you step in my ends again is that clear?

this game goes insane af i love it.

btw guys this game is free if you watch big twitch streamers play it you dont need to pay.

the will smith ending was my fav.

i got invaded by "Go to Brazil" and the guy did a spell on me and crashed my game and my save file.

10/10 thank you dark souls.

this game is complete Ass

very good buy it NOW dont look up garbage videos of it just play

This ball touched grass more then i would ever do.

i played this game 13 years ago before dark souls was even a thing its very hard to learn but you will get to it, and make sure to save your game in the main menu when you progress its an old game so.