Recent reviews by Karambwanji

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Squeakers, hackers, throwers, noobies, degenerates, griefers, tryhards, idiots, no lifes, weeaboos, bronies, autists, clans, redditors, streamers, youtubers, tumblrinas, chan kiddies, broken hitboxes

And I've been playing since the beta. Send help.

I beat the game on the PS3, but never got to try the online. So, my review is on the online portion.
-Make Adam Jensen
-Do the tutorial
-Joined a public session
-Saw a guy who just got sucked off by a hooker
-He's afk, so I shoot him and take his car
-He gets pissed, puts a bounty on my head and gets his crew to get me
-See another guy, run him over and he cries to his teammates
-Game disconnects me
"What...? Okay, join another."
-Join another session
-Reenact Drive
-Hacker begins spawning money bags
-Get well over 2 million dollars
-"Thank you, based hacker"
-Buy a ♥♥♥♥ ton of guns with luxury camos

I haven't done a single heist or job and I have 2 million dollars with luxury guns and cars. Thank you, based hackers.

This game makes fun of bronies, Fail Fish and indie hipsters in one game.
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ applaud these devs.

The tutorial level takes way too long to complete and the game is barely populated.
What do you expect from a free to play "MMORPG"?

This game has the WORST netcode used in any game. Ever.
The graphics are laughably bad and look like they're straight out of a early 2000s shooter.
The gameplay is fun, if you can even get the game to go 2 seconds without lagging.
No one plays the game and it only has 2 or 3 active servers.
The sounds are stock.
They mention Gabe Newell in the credits, some fatass that hasn't been relevant since the 90s.
Not even good for a free game, waste of hard drive space. I'd rather get a virus than this game.

You can now quickscope Hitler.

THE PHANTOM, EXTERIOR LIKE FISH EGGS
INTERIOR LIKE SUICIDE WRIST RED
I CAN EXCERIZE YOU THIS COULD BE YOU PHYS ED
CHEAT ON YOUR MAN HOMIE AAAAH TRIED TO SNEAK THROUGH THE DOOR MAN
CAN'T MAKE IT
CAN'T MAKE IT, ♥♥♥♥♥ STUCK
DOOR STUCK, MAN
DOOR STUCK!
DOOR STUCK!

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A few weeks ago I woke up and found out my mother died. Then I went to go drive to work and my car was stolen. I took my bike to work and it fell apart half way through the ride. A car then ran me over, putting me in a coma for the next few weeks. I woke up and found out that I also have cancer. I then thought to myself...

At least I'm not Anthony Birch.