Squad up!

👋 𝘿𝙞𝙙𝙙𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙞𝙙𝙙𝙡𝙚𝙧 is on his way, 👀💦 better seal those cheeks nice and tight, homie and 🚫 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 🚫 even consider typing that again. 😈🍆💯

Yo mama is so old she runs in Compatibility Mode just so she can use Ollydbg in 2024.

And here it is, I've been on Windows since 1995. Pretty obvious btw, between the no drivers and you not wanting to acknowledge what Linux has become shows how stuck you're on the past. Some things haven't changed though, Adobe never cared about Linux, and simply won't.

Anyway, I'll continue using my system, how I want, with no worries about it just not being supported or have my Cyberpunk 2077, Monster Hunter: Iceborn or Control interrupted because time to update. So stop giving advice you know nothing about.

Nasty ♥♥♥♥♥♥

использует linux как настоящий профессионал

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GAY

Crazy Taxi in 2023? *spits on floor* Time to let it go, old man... the 90's are nothing now but a relic of soon to be forgotten prodogies.

Gone are the sleepovers... carrying up giant 50 lb TVs just to settle beef on Blood Gulch.

Gone are the sleepless nights of storytelling on ATV Offroad Fury, Twisted Metal, and Smuggler's Run during the pre-open-world era.

Gone are the Skateboard and Motocross genres....

All to be overshadowed and disrespected by goofy dance emotes, high-octane dopamine releases with $100 in-app purchases.

Bring back the days of old.

Tried to have a reasonable political discussion with this gentlemen and it just went off the rails. The moment I heard Ukraine wasn't his top priority I just knew I was dealing with a certified BIGOT!!!! Try having a HEART!!!! #Bigot #Ukraine #Kyiv #IStandWithUkraine

wtf

Now it's really over.

It's over

Kek.. typical nano user response.

Attempt to gatekeep me and gaslight me all you want by saying I'm starting a "flame war," i'm not. Vim is objectively superior. A reasonable judgement by a reasonable person.

The only reason why Vim doesn't ship with major distributions is because it takes two brain cells to install it.. which is why they spoonfeed and pander to inferior text editor yogurt brains like yourself.

I'm sure you were just sealioning when you made that snide remark that emacs (dweebmacs, rather) was even better than Vim.

Let me clue you in, you Snap PPA-reliant rat.. Emacs is, at most, a full-fledged Lisp engine and operating system; but a text editor it is not.

So there's this chick in my class I like unfortunately I'm quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anway one day me her boyfriend and her are walking among a group of our fellow students to a school when a gangbanger appears and threatens us with a gun. Her "big and tough" boyfriend instantly freezes and looses his ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say "The gun is only 400 years old, while the sword is the child of many millennia. Do you fancy the odds?' Instantly the gangbanger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she had missed before, where she had looked but not seen. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say, she saw who the real man was that day.

OMG SIGN MY PROFILE, I'm a Debian user too!

GAY

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-REP BLATANT CHEATER. GOD I HATE SCRIPT KIDDIES

Edit:
I have come to realize this intelligent individual wrote all of his own source code from scratch, as well as his own kernel modules for a plethora of his peripherals which explains his inability to be banned.

I have chosen to remove all -rep this user has accrued since 1 January 1970 Unix epoch time. For every -rep accounted for, this user will be refunded with +3 rep for each, and from here on out.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play KF2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

“we are living in a computer-programmed reality, and the only clue we have to it is when some variable is changed, and some alteration in our reality occurs.”

(1/2) Sorry to hear that you got banned from Amouranth's chat. Literally the same exact thing happened to me last night.

After I finished my post-workout dinner, I was responding to some e-mails before going out for a few scotches and cigars with the boys. Turns out on Friday morning, I closed out on a mad bearish stock trade and ended up striking it big. After I snuffed out my Cohiba Behike BHK 2, I proceeded to Pokimane's stream and just started pumping donos.

It wasn't before too long that her broke regs started calling me names like "simp" and "oil prince" and Pokimane proceeded to set up a Max $5 donation limit.

(2/2) I didn't let that deter me, however. With the quickness, I booted up Visual Studio Code and without missing a beat, I wrote myself a robust program that would seamlessly pump $5 donations as I went to bed. Keep in mind that this is the age of parallel executions.. That multi-core processing. Spoiler alert... It was multi threaded.

Long story short, I slept in that next morning. I didn't give a damn. Fk a race condition, fk a semi-colon. I don't even want her to mod me. That's how the rich stay rich when you're not ballin' on that mama money. Believe that, homeboy.

im going to commit acts of terror on tel aviv

Listen... I don't care what StackOverflow or Codecademy taught you!

C is a Spartan language, and your naming conventions should follow suit.
Unlike Modula-2 and Pascal programmers (or that Python language your girlfriend 'codes' in), C programmers do not use cute names like thisVariableIsATemporaryCounter.

A C programmer (like myself) would call that variable ''tmp'', which is much easier to write, and not the least more difficult to understand.

I don't know why you can't get that through your head.

If you are afraid to mix up your local variable names, you have another problem, which is called FUNCTION-GROWTH-HORMONE-IMBALANCE SYNDROME.

Wow... Kevin, really? I never said I was judging you! I know that you are infatuated with her (I read your e-mail you sent me), but don't you think being a Tier-3 Amouranth Twitch sub is a little excessive?

Look, I get it dude.. I know she isn't like those camgirls and it is because you like her content, but she doesn't even pronounce your name correctly! Kevin, on your 9th month renewal she was choking on pasta because she wasn't chewing it.

I think it is great you have found enjoyment in your life that gets you off that detrimental grind of updating your little Trill thingy (whatever), but let's be realistic.. she probably isn't going to mod you.

Those mods have spent hundreds... maybe even... millions.

Don't let me deter you though, do what makes you happy Kevin.

I play the simulation raw wrote the manual myself
put my skill points into rapping and computers mental health
took a debuff cause a player can't have it all
but I been hacking on the game since I could crawl

the b4nk called me the other day, tellin' me they upgraded my account to support unsigned long long int's... Today I f cked around and gave em a race condition.

Hey, aren't you the guy who gave that speech at the yBz start-up last week?

I just wanted to come through and say that you truly are an inspiration, especially to our youth. From your pride and dedication in your programming (you are a literal hacking genius, by the way), to your assertiveness and attention to detail in the cryptocurrencies is astonishing. Is it really true that you hodl'd TurtleCoin(TRTL) through two entire crypto-winters when everyone else cut losses and dumped the first three months?

Look man, I know you are busy.. I just wanted to recognize you for who you are. Keep it up.

Well well, looks like we found the most popular girl in high school. Out of 158 comments, just how many sit at your "friend's table," Sire?

My step-bro, JewJewBinks, informed me that it took him well over a year to get on your over-glorified friend's list. Said you were some pro player for the game "BattleBlock Theater" or something.. whatever.

Here's the deal, pal.. I don't play by the rules. I have been Champ 1 in Rocket league in every consecutive season since beta. I even helped one of the developers move into their new $1,500,000 estate. Count the digits on that. That is 7 figures.

Not only that, but I code c++ in VIM on a stage-one tarball of Gentoo distro I manually compiled myself with zero errors.

Long story short, I don't need you. It's sink or swim, bud. Keep trying to impress the E-Girls who are hardstuck on the 4th level of L4D2, while I continue to make that stupid money. You Tim Hortons sippin', Poutine gobblin' Canadian.

Kek, I just saw your post on the UC and Github...

lol, you can't create dynamic arrays like that. You need to use alloc, not new char[length]...

char *dweeb = malloc( length );

or char dweeb[] = malloc ( length );

or char dweeb[] = alloc( length );

You trash paster script kiddie. I don't know why that Masterlooser guy ever invited you out for drinks when we met up, you dink.

we actly didnt get the cheese this time

On jewbisoft live chat rn get banned kid

LOOK HERE! LOOK HERE! LOOK LISTEN! APPEARING OFFLINE DOES NOT FCKING STOP IT! SO STOP GIVING ADVICE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT!

└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Rainbow Six: Siege
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (F:)
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⠀└⠀✅Anime
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Zac with the Bop it (trill edition):

...Trill Vox Bop Solo...
...3...2...1...Begin!
Pull it! ... ..zwoooop!
Flick it! ... ..boing!
Bop it! ... ...crash!
Spin it! ... ...errrrrsh!
Aimbot it! ... ...
GAME OVER...

Rumor has it that you've been talking to girls that are the same age as my steam level.

"Updating offsets" Hah. Is that all you do anymore? Just fire up your IDA Pro and trill all the time? You can check my recent activity, I don't play video games. Instead I like to get out and enjoy the sunshine, tan on the beach while I drink ronas with the boys. I have been doing it since you were nothing but a spem cell back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

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Who would win in a bare-knuckle bar fight between Minimizare, Dweebwalker9959, JewJewBinks, b4nk, Stu, Phokz, or Toby?

Nice rage downvote. This is a throwaway account so idc. Insecure paster. He asked about extended backtracking. He obviously wasn’t talking about the one done through the exploit that was patched. -rep

Okay buddy, first of all, I never said that "throwing, greifing, throwing nades on himslef (← mis-spell btw, gotta work on that grammar) and walking in front of you" is funny. You never heard me say that in game. Second of all, you admit to cheating on your profile, so calling cheats on you wasn't a joke, you're just a dumb-dumb. Third of all, I ain't 9 years old. It was actually good for kicking that guy too, with three of us kicked in the game, it would be harder to win the game anyway. And, it's kind of weird that you voice act for hentai videos that I don't even want to think about, that's not a normal thing to do, and you don't have to tell everyone about it. Just because I have 800+ hours and have level 50 on my profile doesn't mean I'm automatically griefing you ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

kek hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bag, aren't u that cuck who copped a russian R6 alt and had the audacity 2 call Ubisoft and have them disable the 2-factor notification? Well I got news for you, bud... I own that account and me and Ubisoft CEO and their development team (prob even BattlEye) are tracerouting u right now.

-rep cause he friends with Zac who he calls an indian tech support scammer

Hey bro, I just wanted to take the time to tell you just how much I appreciate all you do to make online gaming much more fun. You are literally a brilliant, hacking genius. One day, when I make it big, I won't forget you. I'll be sure to pay it forward in the time being. I know your efforts don't come without a cost, I just want to let you know I appreciate you letting me in on a lot of the fun. I'm just not working right now, I'm going to school full time, I want to become just like you one day. I just wanted to take the time to tell you how much I appreciate you.

kek , ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jew -rep

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hi, steam chat broken