butt head

lol

big edd always gives his bottom-boys a good time <3

with 2 inch ♥♥♥♥

give your black daddy a good time

ok coomer

im dummy thicc

love

money

From Russia with love

these are my shoes.

those don't fit you

no these are my shoes!!

mmmmmm boy send yourself this way

throw in some of that cat vomit cream custard and we've got a deal

gud ♥♥♥♥

y not both? ;)

it's called immersion

i try to protect my ♥♥♥♥ from water because a stag beetle crawled all over it

;)

*gReEk

I SENT YOU ALL PICTURES OF EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL

i would apologise, but you got the insult wrong.

i called you a skinny, freckled, buck-teeth manc ♥♥♥♥.

this one's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ keeper

crash bang wallop, chitty-chitty boom-boom.

yeah, where my ♥♥♥♥♥ chick hicks at though? :((

no ♥♥♥

...if they break any vases

NO WOMEN ALLOWED ON THIS PROFILE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C25UWjsVifA

thanks mister policeman. when are you gonna sort out the problem with my jewish neighbours? also, the neighbour on my other side is probs a pedo. he told me if i wanted a popsicle, then he mentioned something about creamy ham strings

nice

how'd you know?

you were so desperate to throw your v card in a bonfire

:^)

i was the dog

yes

get them out of here

jews

your gonna have your V card for a long, long time

2 al u hatrz out thre:
u can h8 on m3, but u can't h8 on me.

DUHHHHH

gonna put it to sleep like they did with harambe

or use a tranquilizer dart.

i cannot control the beast below my waist, he is like an endangered animal for ♥♥♥♥ sake

Help me, im going through a phase where i am constantly changing my profile picture. :(

☬Duck Q.☬: yes
☬Duck Q.☬: i would like to place an order for delivery
♥♥♥♥: k
☬Duck Q.☬: AAAku
☬Duck Q.☬: YESS thats it
☬Duck Q.☬: i'd like a large
☬Duck Q.☬: WHAT
☬Duck Q.☬: eh
☬Duck Q.☬: EXTRATHICCEXTRATHICCEXTRATHICCEXTRATHICCEXTRATHICCEXTRATHICCEXTRATHICCEXTRATHICC
♥♥♥♥: ere u go
♥♥♥♥: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LymD85v6eIQ
☬Duck Q.☬: theres my T H I C C bounty hunters
☬Duck Q.☬: is it 30 minutes and free
♥♥♥♥: yup
☬Duck Q.☬: EXCELLENT
☬Duck Q.☬: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

are you then a colossal pervert and are willing to do anything to anything?

sir, this is an abortion clinic and you are not the bishop of bath and wells

im beginning to wish that you actually suceeded in aborting me