Recent reviews by FunkeymonkeyTTR

Ruined my game with the latest update, What the ♥♥♥♥ is this censorship really. https://sp.zhabite.com/steamstore/news/app/617830/view/2992063678829322336

''Considering sensitive time we’re living in, we can do better than that. You deserve better. All scenes alluding to self harm are now completely removed from the game.''

absolutely pathetic.

I reserved the 512gb model with the better glass, faster SSD & exclusive virtual keyboard theme.

Deposit experience:
I was ready to reserve this model the second it was purchase enabled, however the store instantly died which caused me an 8 minute delay! when my purchase finally went through I found my queue position was now 1409...

Some people had it worse though, they got a 1 hour cooldown for trying ''too many purchases in a short time'' by the time that was lifted the queue was likely 10x higher than my position.

I was gonna give this a bad review however all the bugs were eventually fixed and you can now reserve without issue.

Happy to support the developers, excellent work on upgrading the classic Return To Castle Wolfenstein and bringing it to steam with workshop and achievements!!

What a buggy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mess honestly, it crashes and freezes constantly and co-op achievements bug out for no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this game, words can't truly describe how terrible this is but I'll try anyway.

Paddle speed is limited & often delayed which which makes using the mouse garbage.
Dumbass effects are constantly blocking your view
Garbage physics throw your ball in random directions CONSTANTLY, hitting a corner in this game is like random direction roulette.
There's absolutely no ball control, later levels in this game are just 20-30 minute RNG battles while you try get the ball in some 5 pixel width gap between 2 unbreakable blocks.
Achievements are impossible, they require doing the whole game in survival mode which is 100 levels in one sitting starting you with 5 lives... I'm losing all 5 lives every single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ level TO NO FAULT OF MY OWN multiple times.

I like brick breaker games and I'm generally good at them but this is a massive piece of ♥♥♥♥, buy something else.

Pretty cool little software with the ability to save game / steam keys or any notes with its built-in word document and have them backed up to the steam cloud! the developer is super helpful, listens to all feedback and quickly fixes bugs.

its so crap the game doesn't even end when its suppose to most of the time, so now I'm just sat here with my perfectly placed bombs on a completed map with the timer still running and no achievement... wtf

Garbage game stole my credits after already BUYING the weapon with micro transactions.

Needs some kind of despawn system, this game gets so unbelievably laggy the more you destroy things.

This game would be a lot easier if it didn't have other people in it...