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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I should have listened to FastLawyer.
Posted 31 January.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
This game is completely broken, do not buy.

Launching the game displays some developer logos before going dark and displaying a black screen. nothing else happens and the game is completely unplayable.

I'm using the Vive pro which is fully supported according to this

I've also tried multiple depots (older versions of the steam build) without any luck, based on other comments it seems like this single-player game requires a server connection which has always been pretty faulty but has now likely fully shutdown.

Other discussions that mention black screen / connection issues:
https://sp.zhabite.com/app/769580/discussions/0/1743353798901774339/
https://sp.zhabite.com/app/769580/discussions/0/1627412171722889941/

I test all types of VR games for my curator VR Achievement Hunters
Posted 25 January. Last edited 25 January.
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3 people found this review helpful
5.2 hrs on record
This looks like a really nice game from the store page but its up there as one of the most annoying VR games I have ever played.

Your paddles will never hit that ball in the direction you intend EVER, the ball will often just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bounce backwards and make you lose a life and those fireballs only react to hits half the time as well.

You get 3 lives every level and I'm still struggling to get through them cause of how ♥♥♥♥ these paddles are, its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unbelievable. I feel like the paddles could be improved with different controller offsets so this could be a Vive issue but man am I having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ time.

Edit: I've thought about it some more and there's absolutely no excuse for the paddles phasing through the fireballs so often. The Earth map is borderline impossible, the blocks are in your face within 30 seconds and then you just get destroyed by fireballs, its so stupid and ♥♥♥♥
Posted 18 October, 2024. Last edited 27 November, 2024.
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7 people found this review helpful
20.6 hrs on record (19.8 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ this game, its so insanely buggy if you wanna play in coop, its almost unplayable.

This game constantly breaks your weapons when you die, sometimes you'll get stuck in a T-pose unable to move or help, other times you'll get a robot stuck inside your torso that will launch you around the map or maybe the game just wont progress at all, there's something seriously wrong with the final phase of level 10. This level goes on for like 25 minutes and then just breaks on the final part for no reason. what the ♥♥♥♥! if you're really lucky maybe the game will just crash before then anyway. This game has wasted hours of my life just trying to progress through the game, it doesn't get updated anymore so go and buy something else.

Also there is an option disable all those stupid tutorials that pop up directly in your face when you're aiming telling you the same ♥♥♥♥ over and over if you really wanna get into this game.
Posted 12 September, 2024.
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23 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
You pay up to £105 for this and you get popup ads everytime you hit the menu.
Posted 23 July, 2024.
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23 people found this review helpful
87.8 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
This game is terrible! I was genuinely looking forward to playing this game but I've never experienced a worse driving game in my entire life. I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ angry and disappointed in this ♥♥♥♥. The only thing I truly enjoyed were the graphics, visually this is probably one of the best games I've played

Every car feels like you're driving on ice that has been covered with banana peels, this is less noticeable in the slower cars you start with cause you have way more time to slow down and recover but the faster cars are completely uncontrollable, I've been told I need to download custom tunes to fix this but how do you expect me to pay over 100k for those without having any idea what they are like to drive with first.

The menu system in the game is a complete disaster, there's 500 buttons yet all the ones you actually need seem to be hidden or have stupid names that don't quite describe what they're meant to do.

The events in the online mode are all complete garbage, nothing is explained and they have unbearably slow loading times, I used to play Grand Theft Auto 5 regularly and the loading times in that game are nothing compared to this, it took 50 minutes to get through 3/5 events in one of these weekly playlist things (thats around 10 minutes of playtime, 40 minutes loading).

Finally the game fully crashed my PC in a way I've never seen before, 1 by 1 all my screens turned black with random colours and artifacts everywhere before restarting.
Posted 30 June, 2024. Last edited 30 June, 2024.
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701 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
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0.0 hrs on record
Accessibility options should NOT be sold as a DLC.
Posted 25 March, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Broken pile of ♥♥♥♥
Posted 15 September, 2023.
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23 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Please don't add a speedrun achievement again. what a miserable ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ experience that was.
Posted 10 August, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
God this game is so frustratingly unresponsive, I can barely get further than 5000 points cause the jump key just outright fails to work, even after getting into the habbit of waiting a good 100-200ms after landing the jump key often fails or doesn't work properly.

The visuals are also quite harsh to look at but the game is free and its certainly not the worst game I've ever played, if you don't care about achievements, leaderboards and getting occasionally ♥♥♥♥♥♥ for no reason you can probably find some fun in this.
Posted 18 July, 2023. Last edited 19 July, 2023.
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