sometimes i wish there was a mute button in real life! that way i could mute all those pesky karens and the voices that tell me to harm people.

On a scale of caves to Dippin' Dots™️, how do you feel today?

It will take a great deal of patience, but one day it will be over. I need you to rotate your magnetometer exactly 113 degrees.

This wicketly foreign, yet most delectable treat; Beer battered cricquets. This post-flonkerton craving is iconic to the West Thornequiste region of the fallen Maelgandir Kervezael empire in Middle Europe. You can also pair this treat with some customary linvazael sauce for a light creamy and nutty flavour.

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Bloody hell. Absolutely monstrous mate. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick reply. Absolutely losing it over that one. Monkey with a sledgehammer. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mental

I cant really explain this? I was in walmart, and like, this huge guy (im talking atleast 600 pounds) rolled over in a mobility scooter. (The thing was screeching like a squirrel using a razorblade as a dildo, definitely over the weight limit.). Anyway, guy asked me where the nutella spread was, then, i kid you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ not. Taylor. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ . Swift. Enters the zone. Shes got like, this whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crew of paparazzi following her like a bunch of ret###ed dogs, and she starts having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MAKE A WISH with this fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ogre. safe to say didnt say where the hazelnut spread was. i just walked back to my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ toyota corolla and wept like a bumass.

top level tf2 is full of virgins these days back in my day we had players like mge michael who was 8 ft tall and breathed fire

Finnley Marshleng: Adventurer from Planet Z-417! The new novella about Finnley Marshleng, a intergalactic archaeologist, and his paleolithic friend, Gweytzlk Ill-Han. Experience the ravaging threats of Dr. Hookdock Jr. and his fleet of robots that chase our hero, Finnley, as he's the last person in the intergalactic system who knows how to beat the last level of Girdbord Hashflingers Spacefleug.

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Where are these ads coming from? Relevant ads keep popping up—ones that were definitely filmed in the last year or two. I’m watching a clip about sweeteners, and a fully produced “aspartame is safe” ad appears; I have never seen this ad in my entire life. Why now? Why does it exist now? Why are fully produced ads available right when you search for something? Ad space is expensive. You have a specific ad that appears when specific keywords are explored on YouTube—how many people are reliably seeing this ad in this exact, weird, must-play-out-exactly-like-this scenario? Do you permanently buy ad space? Do you do it for a season?

sometimes i have nightmares where im in Arena Ammomod [MGE] and im being chased down by mgemike

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this game sucked my soul straight out of my nose holes and ringed it out like a towel in a mens locker room, and we all know where the towel ends up. so now that we're on the topic of ass, mine started hurting so bad from how aggressively i was playing this game. good game, good squirrel, bad chair, need new chair. very recommend. post review.

Yo what up Grove Street homies its time for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ review of the big dawg ice cube. Now a lot of you home boys have been asking me to write a full review and express my feelings about each song and ♥♥♥♥. WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥????? is up wit that, real G’s don’t have no feelings son, I aint no punk ass Balla. Now let me get this straight to you G’s right here before I start this review, I be colder than tha ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ North West Pole and that aint never gonna change.

zodziu, veina ryta ainu i supista darba. kurwa kazkokia klause manes ar zinau kazkoki "BoC" arba "LTJ Bukem". blet nzn koki cia Harry Potterio burtai bet sakau ne. poto seka mane visa diena. AS TIK NORIU AITI I DARBA O SITA SUKA PRADEDA SEKT MANE. nu poto lipu i autobusa, paliko mane ramybei but poto pamatau jos veida... CIA BUVO BJORK NX KAIP SUGEBEJAU PRAPIST SANSA SU BJORK!!! dbr noriu tik alaus ir miego... nekenciu sia sali blet.

one time i ate crocodile at the county show. it was quite nice but i felt really bad for the crocodile and my dad's 15 quid that went towards it. i mean seriously i know a crocodile burger isn't the most common form of foodstuff around but come on man 15 quid is quite a sum of money for a burger with such a minuscule diameter. what a rip off. anyway the lesson here is if you are offered a crocodile burger then eat it but don't buy one it's not worth the money unless it's cheap of course but still, you will most likely feel bad for the crocodile that was squeezed into the burger and also you would be losing quite a surplus of money for such a imprudent cause

this is a job for the big guns

System-Time Based "Pseudo-Randomness"

Some said he was better than Hendrix.After I woke up from lack of oxygen from constant laughter,I listened to this mook.Just like Eddie Van Halen,Stevie Vai,whoever,whatever.No one will know anything about him 10 years from now and 1000 years from now,people will still marvel at Hendrix.Piss off.

I spend too much time ruminating. I carry this vast anger in me. I want to scream in people's faces, and I've been alone too long, and I started talking to people who aren't here, saying the things that I didn't get to say, stuck in a loop. So, I decided that I would just vent on the Internet, scream at the world. I started thinking, maybe I will take all this anger and loneliness and rage and fear and pain, since my mind snapped a long time ago and I am slowly coming to terms with the fact that I no longer have the mental capacity to be a software developer.

Everyday

An undead Steve Jobs crawls around in a purgatorial wasteland of physical and digital sewage. Partly disgusted, partly enthralled by the world he has so significantly contributed to, Jobs finds himself only a pawn in a much bigger scheme of history:

would it be so alien if there were true aliens? like im talking from the far-flung cosmos. they are no more alien to us than an animal from a different continent- brothers of the universe, born from the same stars and live under the same roof of totality.
i believe true veracious aliens would be that of different multiverses- of different fabric and being. ignorance of humans in where we estrange or "alienate" things just because theyre of foreign nature is an unerring testament to the dull witted complexion of the human mind

sometimes i wish my actions were inconsequential. not that they wouldnt have an effect, but as if the physics and nature of the universe itself were changed in so meaning that the consequences are inconsequential. like if i were to pours a litre of milk onto myself, i still poured that milk, but by jambling the laws of the universe i also did not. and i experienced the milk being on me, yet it is not also. a false positive. eloquence and laws of theperfect inconsequential existence wherein i can do as i please.

No Tax, No VAT, £60,000 Transfer Fee, Black or White, Rich or Poor, Peter Crouch is Gonna Score!

oi fookin lissen ere ey? bloody cunk on earth? lady from eye teee crowd? Nahhhh maaaate... Fooookin ellllllllllllll...... Clunge ma8,

3000 rpm Swiss Army Knife could probably do some damage

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every month we have a series of delegates, these delegates each have a hat, now in the hat, there is a pot, in the pot, there are names, they pull the pot out of the hat, they pull a name out of the pot with the names of the hat in it, and basically, they put all of these names into another pot, now in the pot, the communal pot, they have another list of names, when they draw those names out of the hat, it all goes into another hat which contains a pot, and out of the pot, we drew your name.

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i think about quantum immortality sometimes, like the concept wherein you die but your mind gets zapped the the most similar alternate universe but where you arent dead. and then i think like what would happen to a caveman when they were to reach the age of 100 or something because the universes in which they would somehow be able to survive that long would have to be so completely different from out own that it would be jarring and boggling over and over again. and then theres the part where like what if you just infinitely get your life prolonged by matters of milliseconds at a time to the point where you are just a garbled mess of barely firing neurons.

Remember Everyone. If you try to buy a Meal Deal with a Tesco Loyalty Card and ask for "No Meal Deal Please", They will Swiftly Escort you Off the Premises and shut you Inside of a MI5 Torture Chamber.

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I'm gonna have to go downstairs to the kitchen to make some tomatoe soup to get away from it all

itsmeexray ormudbugimnot reallysure heybutmy spacebaronlyworks about1outof6timesohwowimgettingprettyunluckyholyshit!howlong until it worksohits workingagainohsnapnevermind its gettingworse i thinkbu

Dinners ready come down its mash and peas xxxx

something among those things you know will be among something among those things you know

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from Antoinette, the Italian//French horny girl.......kisses my dear !!! :)

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he is from the frenchs. taked from brother caccount

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what is reality

omg... it is reallyl willeim! ?!?! im such big fan p,ease give a signed on my prifileee

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makes me vommit! why do you record first part in vertical mode, that just says that you don't know anything about filmmaking; please watch this tutorial for future fragmontages:

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