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Stardew Valley is a game if Harvest Moon and Animal Crossing had a angry orgy with pixel art and a good writing.


If you want to fantasize yourself in a farming situation where the whole town are a nice bunch, but you hate idea of going outside, socializing and the idea of manual labor?

Then this game is for you.

At first glance, you may think, "tHis Is JuST a FArmIng SIMulator, bUt WiTH PiXelS."
And you may be right. In a way it is a game where you just farm crap, but that's only what is on the surface.

Here's a list of ♥♥♥♥ (Poop) you can do in this game:

• Fighting monsters
  
• Exploring caves There's like only two.
  
• Blowing yourself up from exploring said caves
  
• Finding Secrets and the lore of the valley
  
• Taking the bus to the nearby desert Owned by an alcoholic.
  
• Talking to the local residents and befriend them But not Shane. Shane is an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
  
• Or just become a complete nuisance to the village

On top of befriending the villagers, some of them you can also make them your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ significant other and make those things we call Children .

If you don't like those small odd creatures, take a stroll to your local witches house just turn them of Doves and no-one will bat an eye. Not even your significant other. Making avoiding paying child support that much easier.

Stardew Valley is the perfect game to escape the nightmare that we call life and a very nice time waster.

10 out of 10, Will avoid child support again.

Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, and The Terribly Cursed Emerald: A Whirlwind Heist, is a very funny, but short game.

Have you ever thought; as a child, that there were people in the background of your game, trying to make the best posible experience for you? Well, Dr. Langeskov shows you what really happens inside a game if there was a big play production team trying to help the player to get to point A to pont B. This game is kind of similar to the movie, "Wretch It Ralph", where there are people in the game trying to make the player's playthourgh enjoyable (I have no clue what I'm rambling about) .

Although the game is pretty short, it contains a lot of witty commentary by comedian, Simon Amstell as the stage manager; with his English accent and high pitch voice, and additional voices from the man who voices a drunk mad scientist and a prepubescent teen, Justin Roiland. So you will be getting some quality voice acting.

This game is basically for people who don't really have a lot of play time on their hands and they just want a quick laugh, but there is some things you can do while playing, like... eating pretzels, listening to tape recordings of Roiland's characters and being an absolute moron around the place and hearing the disapointment from Amstell Just like my dad...

Forgot to mention that this game was made by the people who made, The Stanley Parable and The witty VR game of Accounting, (There might be more that I've missed, but that is all the games I'm aware that they made) so you know that this game will be funny.

If I was a gaming reviewer, which I'm not . I would give this game 8/10.

Anyway thanks for reading this tumor of a review and have a nice day.
Now if you excuse me, I'm going to drink some bleach since I just gave a game a rating out of 10.