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14.1 hrs on record
È la seconda volta che finisco questo gioco. La prima volta l'ho giocato come May, la seconda come Cody, con due persone diverse: prima con un amico e poi con il mio ragazzo. La persona con cui giochi aggiunge qualcosa in più, ma non intacca troppo l'esperienza, grazie anche al level design che è facile da comprendere: è difficile confondersi ed è tutto molto ben pensato e veloce da capire. Le numerose meccaniche rendono il gioco scorrevole e fluido. Il design generale di tutto il gioco è incredibile, e permette di immergersi facilmente nei personaggi (anche se credo che siano delle grandissime teste di cazzo May e Cody risolvete come adulti, idioti) e nelle loro storie. Gli sviluppatori hanno fatto delle scelte davvero intelligenti che rendono l’esperienza unica, incredibile da vedere e ascoltare, ma soprattutto divertente da giocare e difficile da dimenticare. Senza contare le numerose reference che si trovano in game, che sono delle trovate che mi sono piaciute molto, insieme a tutte le attività secondarie che si possono fare, come interagire con gli NPC, i minigiochi, o dare fastidio al proprio partner. Le cutscene non sono saltabili, e secondo me è una scelta positiva: non durano troppo e sono ben integrate. Senza di esse, il gioco non sarebbe lo stesso. Non risultano fastidiose e riescono a dare il giusto mood.
Posted 6 February.
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23.9 hrs on record (23.7 hrs at review time)
Changed my life. You know, I want to be like him, Like Garfield. We all hate mondays e we all eat lasagnas. I adore Lasagnas. Who dosen't like lasagnas? Andd who LIKES MONDAYS? It’s so strange. Are we, as humans, like Garfield? Is it in our nature to be like him? But we are not him. He is like a god, an embodiment of our desires and deepest fears. Garfield represents something we all secretly yearn for, and we can't defeat him. In the dark corners of our psyche, Garfield lurks, enjoying our suffering. Each bite of lasagna, each groan about Mondays, pulls us deeper into his realm. We become shadows of ourselves, puppets to his whims. The comfort we crave turns into a prison, and the carefree existence becomes an endless loop of monotonous days and fleeting pleasures. I can’t take this anymore. He can see. He can feel. He knows. I want to be like him so badly. His indifference.. I need it. And he knows. I see the haunting possibility of my own fate. Is it too late? Yeah. Probably. It’s too late. I’ve crossed the threshold, and there’s no turning back. Every night, I feel his presence, a dark silhouette watching from the shadows. I hear his laughter, a sinister chuckle that reverberates through the recesses of my mind, gnawing at my sanity. Garfield is entartained. He delights in my misery, my futile attempts to escape... I dont want to talk about it. But The more i struggle, the tighter his grip becomes, suffocating me in a never ending cycle of despair. I see it now, the horrifying truth. Garfield is an eternal tormentor, We are bound to him His indifference is a weapon, his apathy a curse that we willingly embrace, only to find ourselves trapped in an inescapable nightmare. Is it too late? Garfield has always been there, he is a silent observer of my downfall. We are lost, I AM LOST. forever condemned to a life devoid of meaning, where each passing day is a reminder of the sinister force that controls us. There is no escape, no salvation. Garfield's realm is our reality now, and there is no turning back. You are not safe too.
Posted 22 July, 2024. Last edited 22 July, 2024.
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3.4 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Very nice game.
Posted 16 January, 2024.
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0.4 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Posted 24 November, 2023.
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16.1 hrs on record
Nice game.
Posted 25 August, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
38.7 hrs on record
epic games sucks
Posted 25 August, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
2.4 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Brothers of the mine rejoice!
Swing, swing, swing with me
Raise your pick and raise your voice!
Sing, sing, sing with me
Down and down into the deep
Who knows what we'll find beneath?
Diamonds, rubies, gold and more
Hidden in the mountain store

Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone
Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home
Skin made of iron, steel in our bones
To dig and dig makes us free
Come on brothers sing with me!

Chorus
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole

The sunlight will not reach this low
Deep, deep in the mine
Never seen the blue moon glow
Dwarves won't fly so high
Fill a glass and down some mead!
Stuff your bellies at the feast!
Stumble home and fall asleep
Dreaming in our mountain keep

Born underground, grown inside a rocky womb
The earth is our cradle; the mountain shall become our tomb
Face us on the battlefield; you will meet your doom
We do not fear what lies beneath
We can never dig too deep
Posted 25 August, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.0 hrs on record
tracer feet
Posted 15 August, 2023.
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118.8 hrs on record
I can burn and piss on people. 10/10 recommend

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Postal 2. L'ho finito e, non capisco come le pesone ai tempi si fosserò fissati con questo titolo in maniera negativa. Non era niente di così eclatante anche per i tempi, la violenza nei film e in televisione era già molta. Il titolo è ancora oggi divertente sia come comicità cruda che il gameplay. è ancora molto veloce e molto divertente da giocare. Ha i suoi problemi ma ogni volta che inizio una run, mi capita di scoprire qualcosa di segreto e nuovo, che prima non sapevo anche dopo le ore di gioco che mi sono fatta. C'è da dire che ancora non ho finito Paradise Lost, e spero che troverò il tempo per farlo presto. Per il resto, è un gioco che mi gasa ancora molto.
Posted 26 November, 2016. Last edited 6 February.
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402.1 hrs on record (402.1 hrs at review time)
gay man sex
Posted 22 May, 2016. Last edited 25 August, 2023.
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