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Players are bullet sponges, gun play isn't satisfying, shame I was looking forward to this title.

Plane go boom

Despite the time ive put into this game I cannot recommend it, its balance is a joke and in the end the software acts like a virus and most of the things you grind to are just a waste of time, I have reached max tier and spent well over several hundred dollars on this game and I honestly find it unbearably infuriating now, If I could of spent the 600 hours ive put into this game doing anything else I would. But in the end my main gripe is going to be the piss poor balance of everything. A good example is helicopters, you can spend tons of time or money grinding to get them or buying the 50 dollar versions only to find out you can't ever use them and when you do say in tank battle, you find out quickly that they can be shot down by any tier tank with a mg with ease, so you basically never get to use them and when you do they get turned into paste. Another thing is the constant failure to adhere to the realism they are trying to push.

I wonder if the Devs made the foam gun produce white foam because they knew that people would make ♥♥♥ jokes. Good game, enjoy insulting your friends about the lack of braincells they have to their name.

Space Chopshop

Hands down one of the best games valve has ever created, here's hoping for a Left 4 Dead 3 VR. Also kinda wish there was more Versus severs without mods.

TLDR: This game reminds me of my ex-girlfriend and isn't for me.


So while playing this game I found myself not enjoying it and said, well I should write a review on my opinion that will likely get shut down. While thinking about how I was going to write this down I realised this game is a pretty good analogy for one of my previous relationships!

So the first thing that really brought me to this game was my friend telling me to meet her play it, I was mostly hesitant at first, only looking at Facebook pics screenshots and eyed the nice tits good reviews and saw she it was a very pretty women game and that everyone seemed to like it but beauty was only really skin deep. My friend also told me I should get to know her personality the lore better but honestly after awhile I found that it didn't draw me in at all like how it was described to. Next was the sex gameplay, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fighting in the game was boring, tedious, had nothing special to it and left me extremely unsatisfied. The moves where basic very basic with some gimmicks but nothing to really write home about, in the end I think personally some people might love her enjoy this game but that person honestly isn't me. Personally I think the fan base loves it more so out of hype and nostalgia making people see it as a great game rather then just a very pretty shallow boring person game.

Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the chief"
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, oh
But when the taxman comes to the door
Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yes
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no millionaire's son, no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no
Some folks inherit star spangled eyes
Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord
And when you ask them, "How much should we give?"
Ooh, they only answer "More! More! More!" yoh
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no military son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, one
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no no no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate son, no no no

TLDR: I've played a good chunk of this game and I honestly think people should try it because well, its free and fun.

Pros:
1.) The games move fast so you can snap through games quickly allowing for lots of quick matches and getting nice cosmetics.
2.) It runs on even the most hamster wheel computers.
3.) It's free.
4.) The loot booth system is nice almost always giving you a chance to get a rare or better every time.
5.) The maps are very well done and pretty easy to learn.

Cons:
1.) The game is buggy for some people, I don't normally have very many problems, my friends report not being able to hear people, lagging out and sometimes you can glitch through the floor when revived in some spots.
2.) There is a micro transaction system and DLC, though it does not give you a unfair advantage but meh
3.) The devs mostly abandoned the game, only doing bug fixes from time to time.
4.)Metagamer groups that will ruin rounds, i've encountered about 20 in my 32 hours.

All in all being a free game it is really fun and honestly worth a try, I play it with my friends while drunk and its good fun hearing your friends scream like little girls.