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-rape racist

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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ BORN TO DIE
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎WORLD IS A ♥♥♥♥
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎鬼神 Kill Em All 1989
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

People might refer to this individual as a tARDED simpleton humanoid creature.
But whilst studying and observing this specimen for quite the time I've come to find some extraordinary and surprising details regarding this lifeform!

It all began when me and my petite by stature missus was traversing this body of water in a appropriate non-land based vessel when we came across this substantial exoskeleton type organism that seemed to originate from an expeditious boulder stage of life time period which by my surprise evidently frolicked right out of the lagoon and straight onto our vessel!

We we're really taken aback and distraught over these sudden and petrifying series of events. The organism was of brobdingnagian proportions, effortlessly towering the both of us.

I tried communicating with the creature and interrogated it by demanding information regarding the motives of what the beast yearned from us.

The crustecean from the paleolithic epoch hunkered down to minimize the distance between us and gave utterance to the following expression: "I need 'bout treefiddy"

Which to my current information, typing this converts to 3 American dollars plus 50 cents.

I communicated back to the uncivilized H2O-prefered entity that: I AIN'T GIVING YO NO TREEFIDDY, YO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOCH NESS MONSTER, GET YOUR OWN DAMN MONEY

Unfortunately, my better half gave him a dollar...

He's actually a silly, waterdwelling, fisheating treefiddy- begging-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Loch Ness monster.

DON'T TRUST BY ANY MEANS POSSIBLE!

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