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Very good sequel to Hotline Miami, a bit more challenging and some cool new mechanics and characters. Overall a good experience. It takes a bit to master this stuff though. The workshop is cool and the Hard mode is a great challenge.

♥♥♥♥ and ball torture, from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, at en.wkipedia.org. ♥♥♥♥ and Ball torture, (CBT) is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. Image, electro-stimulation applied to a penis, section 1; in pornographgy, in addition to it';s occastional role in BDSM pornography, ♥♥♥♥ and ball torture has a separrate genre in Japan, Tamikare [lit. ball kicking]. One notable actress, in tamekarie is Erika Negai, who uses her martial arts skill to knee or kick men in the testicles. section 2, ball stretcher, a ball stretcher is a sex toy used in ♥♥♥♥ and ball torture, it is a leather or metal strap that wraps around the scrotum causing mild, to extreme pain, and whighing down on the testicles. section 3, parachute. a parachute is another sex toy used in ♥♥♥♥ and ball torture, it is a metal clamp that attaches to the thigh and scrotum making the scrotum look like a parachute (thus the name).

Demon king Domination is a 5 dollar game and isn't worth 5 dollars. this game can suck a fart out my ass.

Although I still get bullied in school, can Chad pretend to be a hot anime succubus? I think not.

For a $15 dollar and 9 year old game, it's one of my favorite games of the genre. Not only is the story intreguing and engaging, the characters are well fleshed out and the deaths are very good. Jack Black's preformance as a voice actor is especially good in this, the inclusion of Jack into the game makes this an even better experence. I hope for more bug fixes, however, but all in all, it's a very good game and I'd totally reccomend it.

I payed like 15 bucks for this and it takes a whole decade to launch and I can't refund it now. Don't buy this unless you have a future PC from 3000.

Update: Still takes a millennia to launch, but it's really fun. Basically L4D but with a story that you can actually follow.

Alright, this one's pretty good ngl.

Why my peepee hard

Having spent well over 10,000 hours across platforms (PS3 Orange Box being the most prominent) and essentially having grown up along side this game, I can say that it's truly been an incredible journey. The newer updates have neutered bots and practically fixed the 3-year-long bot epidemic. I was losing confidence and stopped playing for about a year and a half throughout all of it. But coming back after they essentially fixed the issue has been a breath of fresh air for me and the game. I'm excited for the Heavy Update again and I cannot express how happy I've been with the recent updates that have released. Keep it up, Valve :)

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