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Kill everything for warbonds
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See you out there Hell Divers, don't forget your cluster bombs.

Friendly fire is not treason, if you win

The Eastern Front awaits you
You'll like this game if:
✯History Buff
✯World War 2
✯War simulator
✯Team based combat (50v50)

Things you'll hate:
❌Glitchy movement
❌Running
❌Janky mechanics
❌Command being an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or loud
❌The COD players who play this game for the kills and toxicity
❌People telling you don't know what you're doing

I cannot accentuate enough that this game is a team based game, but it is not in any regard a Team Death Match game, you cannot work alone. Your mission in battle is not only to cause manslaughter on the enemy team but to capture objectives, find spawn points and forward your intel. Communication is key, keep your head down soldier and do your best.

It is within your power to order, and do something about the situation there is nothing stopping you from being the leading reason that your team wins.

You get deployed as an American, German or Russian. (This year British forces). You take the treacherous waters of Utah beach, the blistering cold of Foy. Pick a role and learn to be a great team member or leader. Dynamics of the role are dependent on you, when you figure out how to play a role, you know how to run the team be the team.

As a Commander, you can communicate with your team or herd the troops towards the objective.
The community is a vibrant culture everyone wants you to learn to be a commander, anti-tank, tank crewman. The options are limitless by how you decide to play your role.
Every region has a different setting Australian: Loud angry Australians, USA: Loud high Americans, Europe: Super Serious German commander arguing with a guy from UK, Asia: No one has built a garrison all game.
The best teacher is the experience. You pick the adventure. Roll with some friends and figure out the same!

Before you read my review, few questions. Do you want to enjoy the game? Do you want to be rich and kill everyone. Then max out your skills. Then you may have the permission to have fun. If not enjoy dying multiple times, like you're playing survival Skyblock on Minecraft, where you keep falling and dying. You lose all your progress because it doesn't auto save.


Complex fighting style, with many attack patterns and ways to rally against the enemy. Pick stealth, sneak upon them slowly in your birthday suit. Charge in with your horse and get dismounted, slain by your Cooman or by the dog you tried to give bacon to. Once you've returned to town, you're dirty you're a hero. No, you're a blood thirsty Villain that's a murder for avenging those who've fallen, before you. *Into the wild* you go, you hunt men, animals and loot of all your riches. Its not the motivation of loot that drives you, but the fact that you have very little skill and the best armour. Why do you never get to avenge your father!

★ Complex fighting style but... no parry, no deflect
★ Farkle is actually quite fun
★ Your shield doesn't break
★ Stealth requires being naked
★ The bigger the sword, the better the killing spree.
★ Fisting someone in the face is actually satisfying

🛑Mildly infuriating, the horse stops, harder enemies have, no tutorial, fast travel isn't really fast travel
🛑Incomplete Story mode, left with dissatisfaction
🛑Story ark doesn't connect with the rest of the story, you are left very discombobulated where the gameplay isn't satisfying
🛑Fast travel, black screen, open inventory, black screen, go to sleep, black screen, cut scene and you guessed it another black screen
🛑No auto-save, you wanna quick save. Pay 1,500 dubloon for one save. OR just close the game and wait another 15 minutes for the game to reload.

⭐⭐🐔 / 5

106 hours, because this isn't a good review if you haven't thoroughly covered all bases.

For the Drunks, Stoners and People that like weird erp. All in all you will find your messed up crowd or just your generally average slutty people. No one will judge you, except those people who stumble upon Vr chat in search for some online conventions. Spend hours with your friends watching movies, chatting and sitting in front of a mirror getting quite stoned or just getting affectionate. Its a game for anyone looking for a chill night, theres some trolls here and there but you can find a crowd of the same kind of tastes.

Not a fan.
The use of a grappling hook is pretty cool, but reiterated over a series of steps over and over with more tedious movements such as rocket boots and more grapples in one swing. I found myself pretty bored, a brief sequence of being pushed by a dumb worm that does absolutely nothing except blow you away.
The story is similiar to any other cliche of a kid's fantasy story you imagine it to be, a long drawn out story. The characters are so unlikeable and unbelieveable you merely give little care to these characters. You come all this way to find your uncle and then he sends you back and its over. Many people said they were moved by the story, but it was barely emotional. The music was nice, but the atmosphere of using a grappling hook constantly leaves little venue to the story.
you can have 2 stars. $18 for this garbage i'd rather have it for free or 2 dollars.

Brilliant game.
★Beautiful Scenary
★ Jaw-dropping experience.
★Twisted, moving story (Sorta like Wolfenstein 2)
★Massive step-up from its predesccesors
★Similiar to its original game, however this isn't a sequel or prequel. Do not expect it to be 'Bioshock 3'. There may be a memorabilia playing this game in comparison to its little sister Bioshock and Bioshock 2.
- Multiple endings aren't avaliable
- Less horrifying setting

Many great games were established in 2014. For its time, the mechanics are pretty dulled out and boring. You have games like dishonored, wolfenstein, the last of us. I will admit it is an unfair trial, but the lack of story and character development doesn't make up for the game. Go here hack and slash, go there hack and slash. I couldn't find myself enjoying the visuals, they weren't very pleasing, character is undeveloped leaves you looking the back story context, like who gives a ♥♥♥♥. The visuals make up less than half of the performance, assasin creed climbing mechanics, hack and slash, and a crappy voice actor with little emotion placed in that allows you to even feel a likeability for the character; mad max. The idea is good, but execution is off. I found myself looking at pointless story line thinking "who the ♥♥♥♥ cares about this ♥♥♥♥".
Good bye.

This the most exciting wolfenstein game yet! We get put onto emotional journey with both W.J Blazcovitz and Anya once again. It has gotten infinitely more exciting, more shooting, more explosions and more levels of difficulty; not only that a blast from the past you get to play the full version of wolfenstein 3D! Talk about value.
Well and truly, this game can consume several hours of your time, and its easily playable over and over again, the emotional journey is truly striking and heart-pounding experience.
I reccomend you purchase it if you've been a fan of the wolfenstein series and remember.
"Back at the gates of death again, sorry i've kept you waiting old friend"

This game is the perfect game to get your started in the wolfenstein madness!
1. This game has a better frame rate basic, without any tweaks. Unlike its offspring old blood.

2. A Sex Scene! Finally. An awkward one where the angle makes you feel like a complete pervert.

3. Feels like Christmas. Feels just like dishonored, betrayed by the American army forced to go to war, sent to prison you break out you prepare yourself with your allies and you go back to kill the man who killed your breathen and loved ones.

4. Although, i do love the weapon upgrades, there is plenty more potential out there, i'm sure collosus will fulfill it.

Tune in next time when i review Wolfenstein II: Collossus!

Oh boy, what an interesting game.
Theres lots of groaning.. lots of groaning. Not the kind that you want, haha no more sex scenes unfortunately better stick to new order if you're here for that.
Lets get started,
1. NAZI zombies and FPS problem
First of all nazi zombies? Good way to spice up the ending didn't know how to end it so lets just put in some nazi zombies. Oh no this wasn't the least of my worries, initially i had to tweak this game for 2 hours and all the solutions didn't even help. But y'know i wanted to know the context of new order so i sucked it up and played it with a steady. 1 - 19fps.
2. Stealth:
If you like STEALTH it isn't a option, you'll be doing a forest all the way through the game (RUN forest RUUUUUN), if you aren't running you're getting chewed by that mechancial dog again
3. PLOT:
Now, i get the point of the prequel for contextulisation, but you don't even get to know the character you're just running and running and running. Its the same plot line as new order, you break into a heavy guarded facilty again. You become a prisoner again. Then you go back to that bad guy and knock his face in.

In conclusion, i suggest you play with Heavy Metal, i never thought i'd listen to it but you need to get past your sentiments and all th guards and zombies coming at you. And i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ proud and glad to have finished this game finally, took me 5 solid hours of this game to finish. Happy and glad, i will never return to this game in the series, but i will return to collossus. Ps. Why is there dark souls in this game... spoiler: theres a big giant sized monster at the end