Recent reviews by Dingus

>why are my cpu temps so high on idle?
>turn off wallpaper engine
>immediately dive 25c


this is really only good for taking pictures of your rig to post for reddit karma. i would absolutely not recommend using this full time.

Fun game. Porn's good and the music slaps too.

Bit light on content at the moment, but I'm expecting that to change sooner rather than later. There's an obvious push towards the future of this game being in mod tools, which is also cool. Unfortunately, most of the mods at the moment are edits of the same mod.

Zoe best girl.

Clem.

I only really bought this game so I could ♥♥♥♥ the hotdog guy

So ok.

Hiveswap is this game that a lot of cats seem hella pumped of.
And this game is sitting in my library for review, so I'm like, yeah man I'll write something.

But I don't know. I'm like, so this is about trolls or some noise? That's fine, I'm sure that's like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dynamite in a handbag for some brosephs.
But all I'm saying is, when do you get to thrash anything? While you're playing troll or some ♥♥♥♥, are you ever in jepordy of getting mud in your troll's dress or whaever from busting out, and I quote, "the mad stunts all wicked up-ins"?

Know what I'm saying, Bro-Yo Ma? I didn't actually play this game, but i gave it 1.5 out of 5 hats to keep it real.

At this point I'd like to give a shout out to my boy Dennis who was over the other day. We were going to chill in front of the Dark Knight and he was so psyched of it y'all.
So this one time he was leaning against the screen door and the ♥♥♥♥ popped open, and the back deck was wet and he slipped down the steps and broke his thumb on the lawn.
It wasn't a long fall, but hey I guess a thumb bone wasn't made for supporting the brunt of a huge useless tool against wet grass.
We never did watch Dark Knight on account of Ron tucking his bawling candy-ass girth to the hospital.

But it's cool, I still got another watch in me, Brotel Rwanda


~~~~DINGUS'S NOTES~~~~
Dennis was so wasted, ha ha.
I mean damn.

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WTIH GABE
NOW MARC IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND

Even though I wasn't any good at this game, it still was a great experience. The soundtrack is absolutely stunning, Hotline Miami fans will be aware of at least a few of the names on the soundtrack and as expected they all put out well. Game itself manages to seemlessly combine the bullet hell genre with that of the hack and slash. Overall this game is worth your time and very likely one of my favorite games of the year.

ALL WE HAD TO DO, WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

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