Recent reviews by void Damian::DrawESP(int index)

This game is absolutely terrible. I hated playing this, but I played all the way through.

First off: Title is completely misleading, I was completely expecting to be playing an RPG but it turned out this wasnt an RPG... The entire game I thought was like a cinematic where you create the storyline for your character before you start the game. Extremely misleading...

Second off: There were a lot of parts where I just wanted to smash my girlfriend, but the game DID NOT ALLOW THIS, EXTREMELY UNREALISTIC. If I was super depressed or anything, I would just smash my girl and be done with my issues.

Third off: I dont understand quite why some of the options were completely unavailable to choose from: perhaps I was playing the game wrong? Missed the pre-requisites? Maybe I wasn't a high enough level and after the long cinematic I would be able to choose a class and go back to have those options available? No, not in this game, this game was not a game where you could do whatever you want..

My suggestion to the developer : Change the name of your game, I was not on a quest, I did not save the princess, I did not get any poonanny, I didn't make it to the highest level, and I didnt slay the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dragon - this is not a quest!!!!!!!

If you dont wanna change the name of the game, you might wanna make it so that after the whole depression storyline, you can actually move on to the quest and choose a class and ♥♥♥♥, but dont do like Rogue Warrior and Sorcerer either, that's too cliche, you should make it so you dont really have a class, but you choose what skills you wanna be good at, know what I mean?

Pros: awesome soundtrack - I personally downloaded the soundtrack and use it when I workout
beautiful quality images - I felt like I was actually watching netflix at one point when the netflix screen popped up

Cons: no real quests
no classes
no boss fights
no xp system
a lot of options unavailable
could not smash girl
could not get into hard drugs


I would NOT recommend this game to a friend. I would recommend it to someone who I really dislike though.
2/10

i would recommend this game if you absolutely <3love<3 NOT seeing tits. and seeing a boney ass. sure it looks like there's curvature but that's just cause of what you're used to seeing lara croft as, hellooooo havent you noticed as the graphics got better, her tits and ass went away.

she doesnt get naked, and doesnt ♥♥♥♥ anyone, but in every scene with a dude, you think its gonna happen.

i give it a 4/10 cause its UNREALISTIC - if i was stuck on an island with a hot ♥♥♥♥♥, she wouldnt stay a virgin for years, hope you're picking up what im putting down. DONT BUY THIS GAME

One of the most unique MMORPGs I have ever played. I play a chick character and she has a nice ass