Recent reviews by Detera

Great game.
Achievements don't work on linux.

HOW TO REPLACE DEFAULT CLIENT WITH RUNELITE
(this assumes you already have runelite installed)

1) GO TO YOUR RUNELITE DIRECTORY, COPY EVERYTHING (CTRL-A, CTRL-C)
2) GO TO YOUR STEAM OSRS DIRECTORY (default C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Old School RuneScape\bin\win64)
3) PASTE
4) RENAME osclient.exe TO oldosclient.exe
5) RENAME runelite.exe TO osclient.exe

Skyheart is sus vote him off.

Been playing Dungeon Defenders since DD1.

Development team doesn't communicate with playerbase even though its a pre-alpha. Terrible.
The game itself is...fine, i suppose. even though there's no bosses and insane is the hardest skill and there's only 12 maps. Its a pre-alpha, whatever, that's fine.
I also dont even care about the update being delayed. it happens. We have COVID to worry about and sometimes bugs come up in testing, whatever, I don't give a ♥♥♥♥, I can wait 2 more days to play a game.
But this is the 4th Dungeon Defenders game made by this company. And they have ALWAYS been bad at communication. There is no longer any excuse for stuff like this. You're telling me that this company didn't know the march update was going to be delayed until 4PM on the last day of the month? No, I don't think so.

Honestly just buy Dungeon Defenders: Eternity, or Dungeon Defenders 1. Don't buy Dungeon Defenders 2 though that ♥♥♥♥ is awful.

>But this game isn't made by trendy, its made my Chromatic
Literally the same company just a rebranding.

>But COVID so you should have expected a delay because all the devs are working from home.
What so you can't log into the forumns from home?

>But DD:ternity is garbage, look at it's rating in the steam store
Eternity had a ♥♥♥♥ release, it didn't even run, and so got review-bombed. (hmm a bad start? seems to be a common theme with this game series..) They fixed it up real good though and its, in my opinion, the best DD game to date.

Great for when you're high as ♥♥♥♥.

Why Dead Island? Why? This isn't Dead Island. Dead Island was a FPS. This isn't a FPS This is a MOBA. The only common gameplay element is the zombies. They're like 'Hey lets turn a zombie FPS into a MOBA, Yeah that would work!' Ever play League of Legends? This is like Dominion mode: The game..with zombies.
The queue times are longer than US-Illidan on the first day Warlords of Draenor came out. Having a 3 Team MOBA doesn't really work. (red team is winning? Now it's a 4 v 8!). Instead of creeps you have zombies that just aimlessly wondering the map towards you.
There is a PvE mode that's story or coop or some ♥♥♥♥ but it's really not that fun. PvE is literally just like a beat-them-up arcade game. Kill Everything, go to the next room, kill everything. You win! You still have to use the MOBA characters though because ♥♥♥♥ you. The game would be fine if it didn't use the Dead Island name.
This is Not Dead Island.
>'no but this is a Dead Island game the characters are the same and...' No, ♥♥♥♥ you.
Funny thing is this game would most likely be more popular if it didn't brand as 'Dead Island'
Also It's pay to win so -fart noise-

Oh wow this game I can't believe how exciting it is. Yes, Theres no servers. Yes, no one plays it. Yes, tutorial doesn't teach you anything really. Yes, the controls are kind of annoying. And Yes, the only thing you can do is load up the game, get the steam cards and close it. But ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ man you get to customize your monkey. Just think about it. You can be a blue money, a green money, even a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ red money. Also bazookas. It's like worms with monkeys except not really. Also theres perks, Call of Monkeys. 8/11 would get friend to buy for me again.

The only reason I bought this game was to write stuff on my profile with Steam Achievements.

This game right here, this freaking game right here, I don't even know what to say. It has everything you can hope for. It has ponies. It has sex. It has ponies having sex to make more ponies. Theres even fire ponies, how cool is that ♥♥♥♥, freaking fire ponies. Does Half-Life have fire ponies? No, didn't think so. Does call of dudy have fire ponies, no, thats right, so stop playing ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fps games, and go make some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fire ponies. All of your ponies even have stats, like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mmo, and they compete against other ponies. It's like World of Warponies. You ponies even level up and get gear with stats bonuses and everything. On a scale of one to banana, this game is awesome.