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peter griffin

football but awesome

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
 

dont like this game give me clown awards

very good, do not play without enabling combo weapons.

sometimes, i dream about cheese

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Story of UNDERTALE I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my UNDERTALE

I fell through a cave on Mt. Ebott I faced an evil talking flower in a pot Explains the plot, wants me dead, wants me to rot Toriel saves me, takes me to her home And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone Leaves me alone, but I escape and meet some bones

Should I be a pacifist? Or should I use my fists? I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all

I'm homicidal, and I've got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race I've got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my UNDERTALE

I'll slaughter Undyne, I'll waste who I choose With all this EXP there's no way that I'll lose Now watch me move, I won't stop, I'm feelin' rude Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach I'll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach Chara's my coach, all these monsters I will poach

Screw being pacifist I think I'll use my fists I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all

I'm homicidal, and I've got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race I've got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news King Asgore wants to collect human souls Seven of them, is his ultimate goal Open the door, to humanity's realm Start a new war, humans overwhelm

I'm homicidal, and I've got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race I've got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

This game gave me:

· Acne
· AIDS
· Allergies
· Alice in Wonderland Syndrome (AIWS)
· Alzheimer's disease
· Anal abscesses
· Anal Cancer
· Anal Itching
· Anal Tear
· Anxiety disorders
· Arthritis
· Asthma
· Astigmatism
· Autism
· Autoimmune diseases
· Auto-Brewert syndrome
· Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)
· Autistic spectrum disorder (ASD)
· Asbestosis
· Bad breath
· Bacterial vaginosis
· Benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
· Bipolar disorder
· Body odors
· Bone cancer
· Bone placement disorder
· Bowel cancer
· Bloating
· Brain cancer
· Brain damage
· Brain tumours
· Bronchitis
· Breast cancer
· Candidacies
· Cataracts
· Carpel tunnel syndrome
· Changes in bowel movements
· Celiac disease
· Cervical cancer
· Chest infection
· Chest pain
· Chicken pox
· Chlamydia
· Chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS)
· Chronic illness
· Cold sores
· Colon cancer
· Coma
· Congenital Insensitivity to Pain
· Conjunctivitis
· Constipation
· Common cold
· COPD
· Cough
· Crippling depression
· Crohn's disease
· Corona Virus
· Cystic fibrosis
· Dehydration
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· diabetes
· diarrhea
· depression
· down syndrome
· Dry mouth
· Earache
· eating disorders
· Ebola
· eczema
· endometriosis
· Epilepsy
· Erectile dysfunction
· eye cancer
· eye disorders
· Fatigue
· fibroids
· fibromyalgia
· Foreign Accent Syndrome
· Farting
· flu
· food poisoning
· Fungal nail infection
· Gallbladder cancer
· Gallstones
· genital herpes
· gonorrhea
· Gum disease
· Graves' disease
· hallucinations
· Hashimoto's thyroiditis
· hay fever
· Hearing loss
· hepatitis A, B, C, D and E
· herpes
· high cholesterol
· HIV
· Hodgkin's disease
· Human Werewolf Syndrome
· Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome
· HPV
· hypertension
· Immediate bowel syndrome
· Indigestion
· Ingrown toenail
· Itching
· Itchy bottom
· Joint abnormalities
· Kidney cancer
· Kidney infection
· Kidney stones
· Leg cramps
· Liver cancer
· Liver disease
· Lung cancer
· Measles
· Mesothelioma
· Mouth cancer
· Nasal and sinus cancer
· Nosebleed
· Obesity
· Osteoporosis
· Old man syndrome
· Pancreatic cancer
· Panic disorder
· Parkinson's disease
· Personality disorder
· Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
· Prostate cancer
· Radiation poisoning
· Reactive arthritis
· Restless legs syndrome
· Walking Corpse Syndrome
· Shingles
· Shortness of breath
· Skin cancer
· Sore throat
· Sugar cravings
· Sunburn
· Stiff Person Syndrome
· Stoneman Syndrome
· Stomach cancer
· Stroke
· Sexually transmitted diseases (STD's)
· toenail fungus
· Tuberculosis
· T-posing syndrome
· Urinary track infection
· Vomit disorder
· Whooping cough
· Yellow fever
· Yeast Infection

Mark: Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, in mass, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! "Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift." Oh...12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay...

Phone starts to call
Mark: Hello?... Hello? Oh, oh I can't move. That is a creepy skull, there's creepy things on the wall. Oh, hello.

Phone Guy: Hello?

Mark: Hi!

Phone Guy: Hello, hello?

Mark: HI!!!

Phone Guy: Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.

Mark: Ugh...

Phone Guy: Um, I actually worked in that office before you.

Mark: Ah...

Phone Guy: I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact.

Mark: Hm?

Phone Guy: So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming...

Mark: Uugh! U-hu-hu...

Phone Guy: ...but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about.

Mark: Eh...

Phone Guy: Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week.

Mark: Okay, sounds g- Okay...

Phone Guy: Okay? Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read.

Mark: Mm-hm.

Phone Guy: Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.

Mark: Okay.

Phone Guy: A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike...

Mark: (Scared laughing)

Phone Guy: where fantasy and fun come to life.

Mark: Uughuh!

Phone Guy: Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.

Mark: (Totaly in panic mode)

Phone Guy: Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know...

Mark: Yeah!

Phone Guy: but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No.

Mark: (Scared laughing)

Phone Guy: If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right?

Mark: Okay!

Phone Guy: Okay.

Mark: Okay...

Phone Guy: So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit.

Mark: No they...

Phone Guy: Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night.

Mark: (Scared laughing)

Phone Guy: Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long.

Mark: Ugh...

Phone Guy: Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too, but then there was The Bite of '87.

Mark: THE BITE?!

Phone Guy: Yeah.

Mark: What bite!?

Phone Guy: I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?

Mark: WHY?!

Phone Guy: Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person.

Mark: Oh, OH!

Phone Guy: They'll p-they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit.

Mark: Oh, I get it.

Phone Guy: Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices...

Mark: Uh-huh.

Phone Guy: ...especially around the facial area.

Mark: Uh-huh.

Phone Guy: So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...

Mark: Yeah!

Phone Guy: ...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.

Mark: Ugh! Oh, why... What happened?

Phone Guy: Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary.

Mark: THAT'S NOT GOOD...

Phone Guy: Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night.

Call ends
Mark: GOOD NIGHT?!

Mark: OH NO... OH THAT'S BAD! I understand what I need to do. I need to watch the cams so that they don't come after m- ONE'S MISSING!!

Bonnie is in the Backstage
Mark: OH, HI! There you are, pretty bunny thing... Okay... Okay, okay, I get it, I get it, I get it, where'd you go? You're still there? Alright, you stay there. I don't know if it's good that you're staring at me! Oh my god. I thought it was weird that I couldn't move, but this is totally different... than any horror game I've ever played. So what you gotta do in case you're not getting it is you gotta watch the cameras to make sure they don't come by- and you only got a little much power- Is he still there? Hi, you're still there. Wait a minute, what, DID YOU MOVE?! Okay, you didn't move. You don't move neither... You don't move nothing... If I see you moving... I don't wanna see anything...Oh-oh-oh MY GOD! TERRIFYING! Why do I leave the doors open, why isn't there enough power?

Bonnie is in the Dining Area
Mark: Hi, okay, you moved again. Hi. What are you doing there? Might be getting a little close to me...

Camera goes static
Mark: Uh-oh, oh, oh no, OH NO, NO, NOOO! No-no-no... Nooo, no, no, no, close it EHHH close it, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Eh. YOU'LL NEVER GET ME! Okay, you're over there, alright...It's okay. Why can't I even have enough power for lights? Stay right there you douchebag! You stay right the F there... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! That is like- this is like the most terrifying game I've ever played! They're gonna pop out at me! Oh god, he's gone. Hi. Okay. You're just gonna alternate between the two places, it's totally fine. Your other friends, they ain't moving. They ain't moving much. I see where I am. You're not near me. So, that's good. Just gonna p-periodically check... How much longer do I need- I need last to 6 a.m. Oh god, am I gonna have enough power? Oh god, if I run out of power will they be able to get me? Oh god... You stay right there! Why am I still using some power? Oh god... Seriously, I w-... this is like... this is like... bad! Okay, you're still there, okay. This is the first night, they said it should be easy the first night so I'm only assuming one of em... is gonna wandering around, and it's just a creepy bunny guy. ♪{Happy fun time at Freddy's... fun land... having such a wonderful time...}♪ Okay, still there? Okay, you're still there... and I'm gonna name you... Bunny... Boliday-

Camera goes static
Mark: OH GOD WHERE'D YOU GO?! Oh god, is he here? Hello? Where'd he go? Hi again, okay. You stay right the F there! I don't want to have to deal with you.

Mark closes both doors
Mark: Probably shouldn't do that, I need to conserve power. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that was like half the damn thing the- I think the doors were down. Still there? Okay... Okay... Okay! (Scared laughing)

Music starts
Mark: I hear that... I HEAR THAT! OH GOD! WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE?! WHERE IS HE?! U-UGH! U-UGH! WHERE IS HE?! Where'd he go? Where'd he go, where'd he go, where are both of them, both of th-

Bonnie is in the West Hall
Mark: Hi, you're really close to me! Oh god, it's not 6 a.m. yet?

Chica is in Restrooms
Mark: Hi. Okay. So I think I just need to keep the left door closed? (Crying) NOT OKAY NOT OKAY! Is he behind that door? No, where'd he go? Where'd-

Chica is in the East Hall
AH! OH HI HI HI HI HI HI OKAY, OKAY, I DON'T HAVE MUCH POWER LEFT. What are you gonna do? Is the other one still there? U-ugh! HI... Oh, you moved again! Where