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Recent reviews by Rhoik

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3 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Swim against the current your second time in the void.
Posted 28 May, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
702.3 hrs on record (435.2 hrs at review time)
What in god's name is the point of taking the censorship of online chat to such an absurd degree as to restrict the use of the word "eggplant" (which I didn't even know was a slur until this game told me as such) in a game where you murder people, rob banks, deal drugs, and huff gasoline to pass the time?

This is almost as silly as it is frustratingly pointless.
Posted 23 June, 2017.
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6 people found this review helpful
106.2 hrs on record (48.5 hrs at review time)
Don't spend 60 dollars on this game. You won't get your money's worth out of it. I'm not gonna elaborate, just trust me.
Posted 29 June, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
35.1 hrs on record (32.0 hrs at review time)
This is an amazing game that gets even better once you know the story behind it. VICE did a segment on Heart Machine and the game's creator. I recommend you watch that just so you can grasp the magnitude this game has.
Posted 3 April, 2016. Last edited 5 July, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
985.8 hrs on record (233.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Feels empty. Almost depressing. You'll run out of things to do quickly if you don't get into external programs like sbse and starcheat.

It just needs... more stuff to do.
Posted 22 March, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
7.7 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
This place is like somebody's memory of a town, and the memory is fading. It's like there was never anything here but jungle.
Posted 29 February, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
80.7 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's free.
Posted 13 December, 2015.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
22.8 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
This game is bad.

Go buy food instead.
Posted 25 July, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
I enjoyed this. You might enjoy this, you might not, I don't know.


Regardless, I think it's worth the $2.99 it costs. 10/10
Posted 5 March, 2015.
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