Recent reviews by Stalker The English Dragon

Playing with four people, host suddenly spawns in a bunch of anime cards with half lewd women...

10/10 better than sakura spirit, even comes with some board games.

So after god knows how many months of waiting, an update finally came out for the game, in the experimental branch.

I didn't wait this many months for that load of bollocks, glad the uninstall button still works.

PS: Get a new community manager please.

Go get terraria instead, for the price difference and the actual gameplay you're going to have a much better time.

PSS: Yes I know I haven't played it recently, and there's a bloody good reason for that.

The game is broken.

It has been since when I brought it, within the first month it came out till this day.

The maps are lovely, the graphics look nice considering the game is two years old, but the problem from the start still remains.

Players can do backwards swings, literally pushing their sword from the ground, through a shield into your nuts.

They can slow down their sword, change the area it will hit, i've had times where the sword wasn't even close and went right into me, and times when it went right through me with no hit actually taking place.

I can only assume those defending this "Mechanic" are the ones using it, it's game breaking and annoying for anyone who actually wants to play the game properly.

I can't suggest you buy this game, people looking for a medi-evil first person swing fest will have to wait for the next best thing, sadly this just won't satisfy it for me.

I don't even know why i've played this for 40 hours.

10/10 would leave it on idle for 40 hours again by mistake.

I want to like this DLC, I love the Mount and Blade series and the vast amount of mods it has to offer, but frankly in it's current state, this DLC just seems like an Xmas cash grab, the amount of bugs are just awful, missing heads, mass mjölnir hammers in MP for no reason, constant crashes, bugged battles and bugged quests and horrid optimisation.

I'm warning you, DO NOT buy this in its current state, wait for the many patches that will hopefully fix it.

Pew Pew Pew Bang Bang Bang Agh.

Angry people from Japan smacking eachother with large objects while, at the same time, building a base and getting killed. Also broken arms.

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