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Shadow the hedgehog is a ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife
that's right
he took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥ quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife
and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was "T H I S B I G" and I said that's disgusting
so I'm making a callout post on my twitter com
shadow the hedgehog you got a small ♥♥♥♥
it's the size of this walnut except way smaller
and here's what my dong looks like
THAT'S RIGHT BABY
ALL POINTS
NO QUILLS
NO PILLOWS
LOOK AT IT
IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG
HE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA ♥♥♥♥ THE EARTH
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
MY
SUPER
LASER
P I S S
EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH.
I'M GONNA GO HIGHER.
I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOON
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA
I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU I D I O T
YOU ALL HAVE TWENTY FOUR HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EARTH
NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO
JUMP ON MY SWORD WHILE YOU CAN!
*ogre noise ogre noise ogre noise*
Stop right there Criminal Scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch!
I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail.
░░░░░▄█▌▀▄▓▓▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▄▓▓▓▓▓▌█ Doge
░░░▄█▀▀▄▓█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▀░▓▌█ Take
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░█▌▓▓▓▀▀▓▓▓▓███▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▄▀▓▓▐█ Steam
▐█▐██▐░▄▓▓▓▓▓▀▄░▀▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▌█▌ Copy
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█▐█▓▀░░▀▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██████▓▓▓▓▐█ Paste
▌▓▄▌▀░▀░▐▀█▄▓▓██████████▓▓▓▌█▌Him
▌▓▓▓▄▄▀▀▓▓▓▀▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▓█▓█▓▓▌█▌DO IT.
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NO WAY, I'M A FREAKING GAMER??
ARE YOU A GAMER TOO? WHO ELSE HERE IS GAMERS? HELLOOOOOOOO?!
This is just SO EPIC! /)^3^(\
https://youtu.be/GDFaEBjA7PU?si=XGo6dj1A2OX9Tz4I
But we're still here!
Empress Yuki 42 minutes ago
If it's Stalker
If it's Stalker