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2.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
i feel like the artistic kid with the class turtle tryna set items down bruh ts pmo icl 🥀🥀🥀 :steamsad:
Posted 9 April.
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2 people found this review helpful
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86.5 hrs on record (69.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The screen lights up, my heart starts to race,
I can’t look away, I’m lost in this space!
Every moment pulls me deeper inside,
I’m chasing the thrill, there’s no place to hide!

It’s like a fire, burning through my veins,
Every second I go, I’m feeling no shame!
Can’t stop the rush, I’m caught in the tide,
Gooning’s my addiction, there's nowhere to hide!

I thought I could quit, but it’s too late now,
The rush is too sweet, I can’t break out!
I’m falling, I’m soaring, don’t wanna be free,
Gooning forever, it’s my destiny!

Gooning, gooning, I’m trapped in the zone,
I can’t break the chains, I’m all on my own!
It’s a love I can’t fight, an unbreakable need,
Gooning forever, it’s all that I need!

Every pulse, every flicker, it’s pulling me in,
I can't stop now, let the madness begin!
Gooning forever, it’s my only desire,
Can’t break free, I’m caught in the fire!

The more I give in, the more I’m alive,
I’m caught in the spiral, can’t deny!
A force so strong, I can’t resist,
Gooning’s the high I can’t dismiss!

It calls to me, like a voice in the dark,
I feel it deep, it’s leaving its mark!
With every breath, with every beat,
I’m getting addicted, can’t take a seat!

I thought I could stop, but I’m sinking too deep,
The hunger’s too strong, it’s making me weep!
Falling faster, I can’t escape,
Gooning forever, it’s my fate!

Gooning, gooning, I’m trapped in the zone,
I can’t break the chains, I’m all on my own!
It’s a love I can’t fight, an unbreakable need,
Gooning forever, it’s all that I need!

Every pulse, every flicker, it’s pulling me in,
I can't stop now, let the madness begin!
Gooning forever, it’s my only desire,
Can’t break free, I’m caught in the fire!

I’m spiraling down, but I love the fall,
Gooning’s my call, it’s my all in all!
I’m lost in the rush, can’t break away,
This is my life, this is my fate!

Every second’s a wave, crashing me hard,
But I’m hooked on the feeling, it’s leaving me scarred!
No turning back, no way to rewind,
I’m bound to this passion, I can’t leave it behind!

Gooning, gooning, I’m trapped in the zone,
I can’t break the chains, I’m all on my own!
It’s a love I can’t fight, an unbreakable need,
Gooning forever, it’s all that I need!

Every pulse, every flicker, it’s pulling me in,
I can't stop now, let the madness begin!
Gooning forever, it’s my only desire,
Can’t break free, I’m caught in the fire!

I’m gooning forever, I’m lost in the heat,
I can’t escape, but I don’t wanna retreat!
Gooning’s my addiction, my heart’s true plea,
Gooning forever, it’s all that I need!
Posted 7 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.2 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
#1 Steam game of the conceivable universe. FROG (For Real On Garf)
Posted 8 July, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.1 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
When the impostor is sus😳
Posted 23 December, 2020.
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13.0 hrs on record
Only bought for the Newswoman.
Posted 26 August, 2020.
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0.9 hrs on record
The Impossible Game On Crack.
Posted 25 August, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
No one plays. Waste of money. Great Concept. Devs should add bots. Recap: Waste Of Money.
Posted 6 August, 2020.
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