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-sincerely, all of the +rep gamers.
Enjoy the world and speed of the Steam® version on your Steam® Deck®!
Simple controls allow anyone to enjoy the game.
There are two gameplay modes available: “Score Attack” and “Time Attack.” In Score Attack mode, score points for technique, time, and ores collected. In Time Attack mode, race to the goal in the shortest time possible!
There are three courses: the beginner course, the intermediate “middle” course, and the advanced course. Anyone can enjoy the game, regardless of their experience level.
Holy cow. Please. Please put in more effort. You're bringing an ANCIENT RPG to all those peeps with rose colored glasses, and maybe even some younger folk who are just unaccustomed to how much SNOWBOARDING JRPGs traditionally came with.
Let's do it like an Oreo sandwich, here's the good - FINAL FANTASY® VII Snowboarding has a remarkable soundtrack, even by today's standards.
And here's that ♥♥♥♥♥♥, palm-oil hydrogenated wafer at the bottom to remind your tongue how crappy Oreos truly are. That's all that was good. When FINAL FANTASY® VII Snowboarding came out back in the day, it was a game that missed all the marks that it's predecessor nailed. It truly came close at times, but it really never sticks any landing. Nostalgia alone does not float this board.
Some of the courses are kind of good, but with how obnoxious the slopes are in the beginning and how easy it is by playthrough two, you'll only end up using the roid-rage time attack mode, all while wishing there was an auto-boarder.
The tried to fix the intermediate "middle" coure, and in doing so, managed to break the poor mutated-difficulty option in other ways, making it unplayable again 😦 😦 😦 😦 😦 😦
I'm not even touching on how hard it is to get it working on the Steam Deck, or how it's unplayable for about 10% of the purchasers.
Just, stay away. Square Enix could have done us such a solid. They have such a library that if they gave some TLC and brought to Steam, I'd buy every damn one.
You know what they did though? Treated it like it was the North American distribution of the SNES game 7th Saga. Gross.
Enjoy the world and slowness of the Steam® version on your mobile phone!
Time gated progression allows no one to enjoy the game.
There are two gameplay modes available: “Score Attack” and “Time Attack.” In Score Attack mode, score points for technique, time, and floors collected. In Time Attack mode, race to the goal in the longest time possible!
There are three courses: the beginner course, the intermediate “middle” course, and the advanced course. No one can enjoy the game, regardless of their experience level.
Enjoy the world and speed of the Steam® version on your mobile phone!
Simple controls allow anyone to enjoy the game.
There are two gameplay modes available: “Score Attack” and “Time Attack.” In Score Attack mode, score points for technique, time, and poffins collected. In Time Attack mode, race to the goal in the shortest time possible!
There are three courses: the beginner course, the intermediate “middle” course, and the advanced course. Anyone can enjoy the game, regardless of their experience level, as long as they're willing to calc.
Enjoy the world and speed of the Steam® version on your mobile phone!
Simple controls allow anyone to enjoy the game.
There are two gameplay modes available: “Score Attack” and “Time Attack.” In Score Attack mode, score points for technique, time, and balloons collected. In Time Attack mode, race to the goal in the shortest time possible!
There are three courses: the beginner course, the intermediate “middle” course, and the advanced course. Anyone can enjoy the game, regardless of their experience level.
Enjoy the world and speed of the PlayStation® version on your mobile phone!
Simple controls allow anyone to enjoy the game.
There are two gameplay modes available: “Score Attack” and “Time Attack.” In Score Attack mode, score points for technique, time, and balloons collected. In Time Attack mode, race to the goal in the shortest time possible!
There are three courses: the beginner course, the intermediate “middle” course, and the advanced course. Anyone can enjoy the game, regardless of their experience level.
The puzzles are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the solutions will go over a typical 's head. There's also Jonathan Blow's polarising outlook, which is deftly woven into Tim's characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from breakup literature, for instance.
The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these walls of text, to realise that they're not just profound - they say something deep about LIFE.
As a consequence people who dislike Braid truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the intellectual challenge in 12-piece puzzle solutions, which itself is a cryptic reference to John Spilsbury's original produced using a marquetry saw in 1760.
And yes by the way, I DO have a Greeter tattoo.
And no, you cannot see it. It's for the knight's eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 200 IQ points of my own (preferably way higher) beforehand.
Enforcer: Stay in Shield Mode for 5 minutes straight (in combat).
"Hate and anger radiates."
(Passive effects by the field.):
Effects of Room moves remain constant and unchanging.
Snow Warning and Hail last 8 turns
Hail and Shadow Sky damage is doubled.
(The following moves are affected by this field.):
Ice type attacks gain a 1.5x boost in power
Dark type attacks gain a 1.2x boost in power
Fire-Type attacks are harshly weakened (0.5x).
The following attacks gain an Ice sub-type and gain a x1.2 boost in power:
Surf Muddy Water Water Pulse Hydro Pump
Night Slash Dark Pulse
The following moves gain a x1.2 increase in power
The following moves take one turn to use:
Ice Burn Freeze Shock
Dark Void is 100% accurate.
Aurora Veil can be used without Hail.
Teatime fails.
Court Change fails.
Power Trip gains 40bp for each boost, rather than 20bp
Snarl lowers Special Attack by two stages
Parting Shot additionally lowers Speed
Nature Power becomes Ice Beam
Camouflage changes the user's type to Ice
Secret Power may freeze
(The following abilities are affected by this field):
Activates Ice Body, Slush Rush and Snow Cloak
Refrigerate's base power boost becomes x1.5 (from x1.2)
Mimicry changes the user's type to Ice.
Ice Face protects againsts all moves.
The abilities Magma Armor, Blaze, Flash Fire, Flare Boost, Solar Power, and Flame Body are nullified
Berserk boosts Special Attack by two stages
Rattled boosts the user's Speed upon switch-in
(The following moves change this field):
The following moves can transform this field into a Dimensional field:
Blast Burn Inferno Lava Plume Heat Wave
Eruption Flame Burst Burn Up
The following moves transform this field into an Icy field:
Purify
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-sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.
-sincerely, all of the POKÉMON gamers.
-sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.
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║░▒║with this blade
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IF MISTY TERRAIN BOOSTS FIVE STATS I AM ONE OF THEM
IF MISTY TERRAIN BOOSTS ONE STAT THAT ONE IS ME
IF MISTY TERRAIN BOOSTS NO STATS THEN I AM NO LONGER ALIVE
IF THE WORLD IS AGAINST MISTY TERRAIN THEN I AM AGAINST THE WORLD
TILL MY LAST BREATH I WILL BOOST YOUR LOWEST STAT