Recent reviews by I AM THE CHEESE GOD

"Guys are we playing online or LAN?"

This game was so ass that I dropped it for warzone. The bar was THAT low.

[This review is currently under investigation by the ministry of truth for treason]

gay

Cool game but Charlie keeps flashing me

I have some advice for any game devs out there. If you're gonna promise a 2024 release and then sell DLC as a standalone game for $10 over industry standard in 2023 then you probably shouldn't have them both be listed as the same game. I didn't even buy MW3 but I can still write a review because you killed a game I actually enjoyed to essentially re-release it for another $70 asking price.

Feels like a true sequel to the first risk of rain. If you have any interest in roguelikes (lites? idk) then this is a must have.

War Crimes

Fantastic game. Payday 3 feels like a true AAA experience in a way that payday 2 never could. Always online, constant server issues, crashes, and you can even preorder DLC before it's even made! Not only that, but I heard rumors that they're even going to be adding microtransactions post launch! The only thing I can hope for now is that the DLC ends up costing over a thousand dollars total and none of it goes on sale for 20+ years.

Might change this review when I can get a single match or even log in.

Downloaded the game on steam just to write a bad review but then I decided to log in and play a match for old times sake. I couldn't even sign my blizzard account without it breaking. Bravo guys.