Recent reviews by Algebra Dan

6/10

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This is unironically, no jokes one of the greatest if not the best Mario Kart clone ever.

possibly the best game i have ever played
co-op is best

bad joke

Who made this game? Dark Souls?

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six® Siege is the worst game i have spent money on in my life.
I would rather be flayed alive with a sock full of marshmallows then play this putrid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.

A child with severe down syndrome and a brainless horse could design a better video game.
I've been to funerals funner than this piece of ♥♥♥♥ video game, I can't believe people are being charged to play this.

How the ♥♥♥♥ is tachanka even a thing, he doesn't work.
The hit-reg is actually so bad Counter-Strike: Global Offensive pre-hitreg update had more responsive headshots.

How does anyone enjoy this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ video game I want to kill myself everytime it starts.
It may seem I have a lot of hours but trust me its all just:
1) waiting to connect to uplay servers
2) waiting to find a match
3) waiting for the moron running the game on a toshiba branded toaster to load in
4) waiting for the round to start
5) waiting for the attackers to get to you or till you find a defender
6) waiting for the round to end
7) waiting until you realise this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Forgot that if you happen to randomly ping spike for 1 sec you get kicked cause the dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ who made this game has 5ms constant and anything else is a lagswitch.

Save your self the time money and braincells.

edit: afte extra 115 hours my opinion unswayed this game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks

game

Bretty good.

Do not waste your time with the other characters, shovel knight is the only good campaign.
If you have to play one just avoid king knight, complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lied Plague Knight is way worse

stop playing after Ornstein and Smough lmao the game peaks halfway through.

I played the rest and it was super lame