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HMU if you wanna play Terraria.... I'm post eye oc ctuhlu and like I really need a terraria exper to help me navigfatge the dangers

hi i just thought i'd say i really admire you... and i'd like to ask you... if you w-want to play with m-me...

Saw you in a pony rp group. Are you looking for people to rp with? I have a few ponies from back in the day I used to play as in RPs. It's been so many years that I'm not much in the fandom anymore, but I do like to rp as them on the rare occasion I can find someone for it. I mostly do erp, if you're wondering.

Your comment section is cool.

Your comment section is terrible.

i am babey

hey, I just wanted to let you know that... im sorry for everything I have done. everything ive said. I want to apologize for that one time i asked for some of your icecream, but you said only a spoonful. only for me to pull out a comically large spoon in a sinister manner. You didn't deserve that treatment, nor should anyone else on this planet. I'm a changed person now, for on now, I will use a small, normal spoon instead of the comically large one. next time you say only a spoonful, I'll look you in the eyes, smile, and pull out one of the most normal spoons you would ever see.

Help! my husband only wants to ♥♥♥♥ me if I act retarted.

I have a unique problem and I’ve been needing to get this off my chest: For the past few weeks, my husband has been getting me to act more and more retarted each time we have sex.

It started off innocent enough, a bimbo role-play here, a slack-jawed O-face there... It’s now progressed to where I’m finding myself a slobbering, babbling mess by the time he finishes and leaves me to clean myself (and what’s left of my dignity) up. I’ve found that if I say anything even remotely intelligent during intercourse he instantly loses his hard-on and looks disappointed.

Perhaps what disturbs me the most is that I’m now starting to like being retarted. I think I’m just afraid of going back to work after the quarantine and drooling or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself due to how much I’ve regressed...

OHOOHOHOHOHO OK buddy I know you stole the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rice Krispies inthe pantry

smash

exterminates me

my favorite

fatty

You're the Gray Fox! You're under arrest for… for… for all kinds of stuff! You're wanted dead or alive. I'm choosing dead.

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By Azura, by Azura, by Azura, it's The Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you standing here next to me

Men are but flesh and blood; they know their doom, but not the hour. In this I'm blessed to see the hour of my death! To face my apportuned fate, then fall.

Because the so-called Emperor is a coward! That's right, I said coward! Oh yes! He agreed to banish the worship of Talos at the tip of an Aldmeri sword. They called it the 'White-Gold Concordat.' Well, I call it blasphemy! A true son of the Empire would never have turned his back on our greatest hero, not at any price. Well, let me tell you something, friend. Cyrodiil is a long way from here, and in Skyrim, we will never forsake mighty Talos!

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So guys, one day, I was watching Ali-A doing fortnite dances in real life and I WAS AMAZED by those fresh movements and then I saw him doing the floss. I'll admit, I got horny but I'm not gay tho. I started fapping to his legs, but when his girl came to his room, I felt betrayed. I was angry as frick (I cant swear because my mom says that im not going to heaven) and I started crying until my mom came into my room and she saw what I was doing. I had my pants down and she said that the devil will kill me!!!! Guys im scared help me!!!!!!

Leopard is the best tonk, you have good taste sir.

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10art is that you?

It's alright. I don't generally care about how things like that run, but I won't force anything on you.

Neutral I suppose

gasp

Nah, Hoi4.

Uno reverse card

Yiur geanny is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥

More/better Friends = Less Sad

Wanna play a game?

When I was in 8th grade one of my teachers told everyone in my class one of us had autism and he couldn’t tell us who because that person didn’t know and now at least once a month I lay awake at night wondering if I’m autistic and everyone is just treating me normal, but I’m at an Italian restaurant with my parents and the waitress just asked me for soup or salad and for the 5th time in my life I responded with yes thinking she said "super salad" and I realized that finally gave me the answer that I am in fact, the one with autism.

my life is a liEeeeeeEee

Each day you have less and less friends! :c

Something to not worry about.

I think you're confused, cracker. There are several billion communists on this planet (though being an Amerikan cracker you are, I doubt you consider anyone non-white a person), while your mysoginistic, racist ideology is confined to a few hundred thousand first-world crackers who are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic, and are such worthless, irredeemable losers that the only thing they have to be proud of is their skin color. I mean really, imagine being that sad and worthless of a person.

Silly boy. Do you have any clue what you've just done? Guess what buddy, I have 90 gmail accounts and I am prepared to use every single one of them to haunt you: spamming you FNaF images and vast quantities of hideous NSFW content. I could actually raid this server 90 times, eventually the server will be up in flames to the extent at which the every single user in authority will agree to transfer the ownership of this server to me, you will surrender after I give this server the biggest hell trip anything discord server has experienced. You muted the wrong person kiddo.Keep raiding and raiding until you are powerless. Once I become the owner I will turn this into a FNaF server and rapidly dominate landscapes throughout all discord.

Ouch.

you decline my friend invite, i accept my death to noose. btw angel is making an Imperial RP server.

Was zum Teufel hast du grade über mich gesagt, du kleine Schlampe? Du solltest wissen, dass ich meine Ausbildung beim GSG9 als Jahrgangsbester abgeschlossen habe, in mehrere Kommandounternehmen gegen Al-Kaida involviert war und über 300 bestätigte Tötungen habe. Ich bin in Gorillakriegsführung ausgebildet und der beste Scharfschütze im deutschen Bundesheer. Du bist für mich nichts als ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde dich mit einer nie zuvor gesehenen Präzision vom Antliz dieser Welt tilgen, merk dir meine verdammten Worte. Du denkst du könntest hier im Internet so eine Scheiße über mich erzählen und damit durchkommen? Denk lieber nochmal darüber nach, du Wichser. Während wir uns hier unterhalten, habe ich schon mein geheimes Netzwerk aus Spionen kontaktiert und deine IP-Adresse wird grade rückverfolgt, also mach dich besser auf den Sturm gefasst, du Made. Der Sturm, der das erbärmliche kleine Ding, das du als dein "Leben" bezeichnest, auslöschen wird.

To be fair, you have to have a very high weight to enjoy McDonalds. The taste is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fast food, most of the dollar items will go over a typical persons head. There's also Ronalds clown look, which is deftly woven into the restaurants atmosphere- their personal philosophy draws heavily from American greesy food., for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the taste bud capacity to truly appreciate the depths of flavor, to realize that they're not just good- they say something deep about Szechuan sauce. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as ronalds delicious food unfolds itself on their plates. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Ronald McDonald tattoo, And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 500 pundsof my own weight (preferably higher.) beforehand.

MixedGamer Jay
2 weeks ago
You guys are real stupid that's not racist, all he said was ♥♥♥♥♥♥, I can say ♥♥♥♥♥♥ all I want, and I'm white, and I don't give a ♥♥♥♥, I'm not racist, I'm just saying ♥♥♥♥♥♥, before you dumb little kids start talking ♥♥♥♥ like I'm racist, you better tell me the definition of racist, I doubt anyone will be able to answer that, and don't be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and look it up on Google or in a dictionary, tell the truth

Minecraft- The O ffical Channel
2 months ago
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gassed me really hard

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth plagueis the wise?

i didn't even know that was a meme. i feel like an idiot.

Auschwitz? Aufschnitts und butter.