HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

nice smg

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Bday!

If you dance on a bench, is it still a bench??

+rep such a good scout playa

+Rep Thanks for the fast and easy trade!

direct hit scary

Happy Bday!

Happy Birthday!!!

Hap Birth to you Bench.

Happy Bday!

Forgive me for my lateness dear friend. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

👍 N I C E 👍 C O C K 👍

U HAVE BEEN VISITED BY A BRAVE WARRIOR OF ISLAM

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U MUST HELP HIM ON HIS QUEST TO DISPOSE INFIDELS, COPY N PASTE THIS TO 10 OTHER PROFILES……………… OR YOUR HOUSE WILL BE BOMBED AT MIDNIGHT…………………..

Curse you Perry the Platypus.

Curse you Perry the Platypus.

Curse you Perry the Platypus.

Curse you Perry the Platypus.

Curse you Perry the Platypus.

Curse you Perry the Platypus.

Curse you Perry the Platypus.

Curse you Perry the Platypus.

Curse you Perry the Platypus.

Curse you Perry the Platypus.

Curse you Perry the Platypus.

Curse you Perry the Platypus.

ha ha u used to admin haaaaaa

Bench can ♥♥♥ over 25 gallons. Your argument is invalid.

What the flip did you just hecking say about me, you little frick? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my freaking words. You think you can get away with saying that poop to me over the Internet? Think again, hecker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.

phillip is the best person in the world, he even ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my dad yeet

have a birthday

Happy Birthday Benchie!!!

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Bench? More like, ♥♥♥.

Merry Christmas Bench!

Don't ask lol >%

Merry Christmas Benchie!!! >#

HandTruck

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E A T M Y P E E P E E

Understandable, have a nice day.

Sorry, BONEless food machine broke.

Hello can I get a BONEless food?

step up your bury game, your in second place. Soups in first with like 14ish slays and Yangs in like third place with like 3 slaps ?

happy bopday bebch

hi

Fun fact: I'm not a bully im a megabully (:

For every human in the world there are one million ants.

awr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~

That is the reason why 2 Nuclear bombs on Japan wasn't enough.

Habpy Easter

kazakshtancheats.kz cheats! Never VAC and you know!

Literally going through badge quest right now

-[FF]- Soup: Just write out one thing and copy and paste it onto everyone's profiles-[FF]- Soup: Just write out one thing and copy and paste it onto everyone's profiles-[FF]- Soup: Just write out one thing and copy and paste it onto everyone's profiles-[FF]- Soup: Just write out one thing and copy and paste it onto everyone's profiles-[FF]- Soup: Just write out one thing and copy and paste it onto everyone's profiles

I am gonna kms becuase my dog said bowow and i work at Kmart as a bag boy also there is this one time when i shot my grandma with a shotgun cause she took my club penguin membership away from me and then there was a accident where i fell down the stairs and died but then i was resurrected in another form then i was shot and killed by anne frank and resurrected as ya boi.

+REP Waited FOREVER for stupid steam trade network to work.

Normal comp with bench:

1. round get 3 knife kill.
2.round BUY AUTO RUSH CYKA BLYAT !
3.round SAVE SAVE ! buy a negev
4.round Kill a teammate

You have fallen head first into my chasm of tricks

You subhuman baboon. You literal ♥♥♥♥♥♥. How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth? You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan. I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and ♥♥♥♥ some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest ♥♥♥♥♥ you ever had.