AlphaReaver
Travis
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States
Give me your trading cards.
Give me your trading cards.
Currently In-Game
Revenge of the Savage Planet
Suh fam
"I'll beat your ass while you're eating my ass." Drummerm1 - aka. Matt, 2020
"Your stats aren't ♥♥♥♥, your brain is ♥♥♥♥♥." Drummerm1 - aka. Matt, 2024
Apparently I'm an apple.

All science fiction, no matter how dismal, is optimistic in the fact that it assumed there would be a future at all.

Madness as you know, is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push.

The Reaper does not give notice, nor does it discriminate.
All you can do is give it a story worthy of life well lived.

"Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it." - Terry Pratchett
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Hitler found the Krabby Patty vault.
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Salien Stats
Level Reached
3
Bosses Fought
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Experience Earned
3,155
Yoru 23 Apr @ 7:32am 
我不想玩你的游戏 我很兴奋
miss 11 Mar @ 7:33am 
Hoping to get 🍀LUCKY🍀 this 🐢St. Patrick's Day?🍀? Want someone to rub you for luck🔮? ✳️Maybe put their🐍 shamrock🍀shake in your pot of gold?✳️ I sent this to you because🐸 you're🌵 one of my 🌳LUCKIEST 🌱 friends!!!!!!!!

Send this🔋 to TEN of 🈯️your SLUTTIEST LUCKY friends this📗 St. Patrick's Day🍏. You know,🍃 the ones 💚that are big sluts but✅are lucky enough 🐲not to catch an STD!!!!!!❇️ If you don't🌴 send 💹this ♻️around to 🐊10 friends you'll have BAD LUCK and contract❎ AIDS in the 🌲next 24 hours!😈 I BETTER get one 🌿back!🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀
miss 2 Sep, 2024 @ 7:14pm 
🛠️👷‍♂️🔥HAPPY LABOR DAY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🔥👷‍♀️🛠️! The only thing getting WORKED HARDER 💦💦 than you this holiday is America’s sweaty 🍑🍑 labor force 💪🏾🛠️, so get ready to celebrate 🍻😏! You better be prepared to clock in ⏰ and punch that timecard right in the 🍑🍑, because Big Boss Daddy 👔🍆 is coming to inspect your tight little workstation 😈🔍. Don’t forget to spread those legs 🍗 like you’re on your lunch break 🥪🍔 and handle that hot, throbbing drill 🍆🔧💦.
Chknfrydrice 16 Feb, 2024 @ 1:09am 
2 days late but happy birthday E-Dubble! You showed him his songs I never forgot! <3 https://youtu.be/taCRBFkUqdM?si=J8OZGMAdPqk72Bc7
miss 1 Oct, 2023 @ 2:29pm 
‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉♥♥♥♥♥😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆♥♥♥♥🌽
Chknfrydrice 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:32pm 
Haven't talked to you in years, but I hope you are doing well sir!!