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1 person found this review helpful
79.2 hrs on record (78.8 hrs at review time)
i did not care for the godfather
Posted 25 April. Last edited 26 April.
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1 person found this review funny
27.3 hrs on record (23.0 hrs at review time)
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Posted 25 April. Last edited 26 April.
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2.2 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
play something other than core team deathmatch you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiots
Posted 20 April.
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6.3 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
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i will never beat this game
Posted 13 April.
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6 people found this review helpful
31.8 hrs on record (28.5 hrs at review time)
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israe-leis dont count as piepole
Posted 10 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
81.2 hrs on record (76.1 hrs at review time)
well i dont know i dont know i dont know i hope so
well that is that and this is this
you tell me whjat you want and ill tell you what you get
you get away from me
you get away from me
Posted 25 September, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
61.9 hrs on record (56.4 hrs at review time)
take off your skin
Posted 15 September, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
7.4 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Fistful of farts lol
Posted 9 March, 2022.
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216.8 hrs on record (213.4 hrs at review time)
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Posted 24 February, 2021. Last edited 15 April.
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160.8 hrs on record (41.4 hrs at review time)
Here's how playing this game goes for me:

1. Want to be able to say I beat this game
2. Do a couple runs un-enthusiastically.
3. Get really far on a run, actually start to like the game, get convinced that I can beat it.
4. Get hit on a floor 1 boss, get angry, and ragequit.
5. An amount of time passes, and the cycle restarts at step 1.

The amount of time that passes between steps 5 and 1 gets shorter every time the cycle restarts. It started with two months of time, now it's at hours. One day I will beat this game. I promise you. I freaking will do it.

Edit: I beat the game literally the first run I did after writing this review. So, there you go.
Posted 16 August, 2020. Last edited 16 August, 2020.
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