Recent reviews by D'Ducktape

Naah, saggy controls for such a detailed game. I Don't like it, the old Valve games are better than this.
(My Opinion)
Although, it's free, so you're welcome to try it out.

More than meets the eye in the first place. Give it a shot if you've never heard the term "VISUAL NOVEL" before.
It's free, and teh time you spend here will be worth it.
(And additionally you'll also get a lot of MEME material)

If you like it :- You're a man of Cupcake as well.

Current Review -
Best Video Game of All Time By Far.
Every second spent in game can be related with real life, the memories be good or the bad, and important lessons learnt in every step of the journey. The Game, The Engine, The Cars, Customization, Players, Servers, Game Modes, Devs, Events, Achievements, Ranks, Skills, Teamwork, Hardwork, Misfortune, Luck, Friendship, Rivalry and Never Give Up For Good.

Sure, the bads make me say hateful stuff and the goods make me feel like got everything in the world, but the truth is simple - I've gotten good at last, right before 3000 hrs in game i hit champ for the first time, so this is not a testament on how bad i am, but you can do this too. Better than me. Faster than me. Doesn't mean I'll Give Up, cuz 1 thing I learnt is
to never hold back, I'm myself and i play for myself. It's My Game, It's My Life. It's Okay to proclaim this and move forward.

Thank You To Everyone For Everything, Except for a Few ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but i forgot the bads. My memory likes to preserve the good ones, and the friends and family i made because of my involvement this game and many other places because of this game are forever precious.

----------UPDATE -----------------
It Stayed on steam, only for existing players tho. People Love the free game tho and many new players joined. I'm fine with this now. Btw i even played a bit of that other game EPIC makes, but i can safely say its not for me.

Older RANT -

HELP:
PLEASE GUYS, EPIC JUST BOUGHT ROCKET LEAGUE
Let's just make sure it stays on steam.
They can take any game they want, i don't care, but leave rocket league out of this.
This is Not Just ANY Game.
It's our lives. We need It. There are millions of us who play it, face hardships, some are trash like me, and some improve and get better like our friends, and we all need it. It's become a part of us. Please, it's a plea for every gamer who loves this game.

Please, We just have to make sure it stays on steam.
Valve, if you're seeing this, just this once, save this game. We love you steam. Just this once, don't let it go. -


Oldest Review -
It's an E-Sport, a real sport.
So yeah, practice and practice like anything else.
Edit : Don't forget to have fun. And Make Friends as well.