Autistic science fiction enthusiast, grimdark enjoyer, and haver of Forever DM Syndrome.


Discord: Lapis#4153
Origin: Lapis-90210
Battle.net : Lapis45#1511
Uplay: Lapis-45

Ancient Archive Below

rogerthatteam: ever men who did will be remebered ever men who surives say hi to god or satan

cyber ninja: i demolish for less

Kravis: if i miss this again im gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥ scream

Kravis: im gonna rip your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ scrotum off if you dont shut the ♥♥♥♥ up

Caws: E X T R E M E L Y U N R E A S O N A B L E! (in a skype call while he was shooting at striders in hl2 that took 9 rockets each)

Sly: You ever say sk00l to me again and I'll have your balls mounted over my fireplace

Caws: master volume yeah, like 30 billion steps DOWN please

Bird: i need to commit 5 HAIL MARY'S to cleanse my soul of this S I N

Caws: i honestly don't know what in god's heaven i'm doing rn (flying a longsword in arma 3 seconds before being struck by zeus lightning)

Pepper: i didN'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥ TOUCH IT

kravis: they started yelling "DAB DAB ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAB" and i just started crying

kravis: smells like ♥♥♥ starch in here

Caws: my soul is forfeit

Caws: they have the mental capacity of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ toad on weed

Bird: ah yes DEVOUR TOES bone bag

Bird: if catgirls were real, i'd have like 7 wives

Bird: HEY MAIN CHARACTER accept this one into the harem

Bird: fly ass ♥♥♥♥♥; i told you if you come around this neighborhood i'm gonna *compressed air blast* ohmygod it killed it

Bird: ♥♥♥♥ the story show me tits *button mashing in the background*

Pepper: Did you know I'm utterly insane?

Aussie: Warhammer, Warhammer! Warhammer 40k RP.

Caws: they got in the way of my fleet and it just steamrolled them like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 18 wheeler driver not seeing a toddler

Bird: ♥♥♥♥♥♥-- *two blasts of airhorn*

Bird: I have a very important announcement. *airhorn*

Kravis: Now I've had 80 pounds of fart up my ass...