needs more r34

Fun fast passed game, the dialog can be a bit cringe haha

this game is so much fun from insane movement to the smollest time saves trying to get that ace
two things that kinda suck are the gifts and white's/mikey's hell

If you ever wanted a a game to convince you why speed running is fun look no further.

games so good it makes you speedrun the f button when a cut scene comes up

"Man this game is so good! If only there was something bad about this game..."

The ever humble writing:

so much aura

Great gameplay, decent story, the absolute worst dialogue I've ever seen written in any form of fiction, but it got a bit better in the second half, worth your time and it's cheap

Excessive rote memorization combined with mandatory level grinding ruins what could've been a fun experience.
Feels like unpaid labor rather than entertainment.

Look, the game is mostly fine. I probably wouldn't leave a negative review if it weren't for all the ridiculous gushing ones. There is nothing particularly fun or special about this game. It's fine. It's just not AMAZINGOMG!!! The idea of trading in a gun for a power is... mildly interesting, though there's no reload of the guns (other than getting another gun), so it's not much of a sacrifice to throw the gun away for the power. And the levels are such that you need the specific powers that they give you in the order that they give them to you, so it's more like you get powers (mostly parkour maneuvers) that for some reason have some bullets you can shoot too, if you need to. So it's really just a speed-running game that you try to perfect your run over and over until you get the top award. Only, the top reward isn't that hard to get. Yeah, you gotta run it a few times to learn the level, but I never had to run a level more than 10 times to get a perfect run. (I'm not some super-speed-runner either, just a normal player)

And what's weird is that for a speed-running game... it felt slow. That's not something you'd expect. Maybe I'm spoiled by Warframe's parkour, but most of the time during a run, I just found myself thinking "c'mon! pick up the pace!"