---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10

Sons Of The Foreskin

Day 1: Built a shelter. It’s technically a tarp on a stick, but I’m calling it home. Fought some cannibals. Ate a leg by accident. Am I a cannibal too?

Day 3: Scared myself with a raccoon head. Ate rotten meat by accident. Fought more cannibals. They brought friends this time.

Day 6: Found a cave. Almost went in. Didn’t. Sat outside for an hour rethinking life. Finally went in. Cried a little. Saw something that looked like a human pretzel screaming at me. Cried more. Ran.

Day 10: Found a shovel. Dug up an entire beach out of paranoia. Ate something by accident.

Day 12: Met Virginia. She has three legs, three arms, zero words, and somehow more emotional depth than I’ll ever have. Gave her a GPS tracker. She dances. I cry.

Day 14: Cannibals stopped attacking. I think they’re scared of Virginia. So am I.

Day 17: Went into another cave. Saw… something. Still not sure what. Left immediately. Proud of myself for not screaming out loud this time.

Day 18: Was eating things by accident during the whole day.

Day 20: Found a bunker. Crafted armor. Found a flashlight. Feel invincible now.

Day 21: Does Virginia have two vаginаs?

Day 23: Found a katana. Forgot I had a shotgun. Fought 12 cannibals with a sword like it was an anime. Lived. Barely.

Day ???: I no longer count days. Time is a blur. Virginia is dancing by the fire again. I still have no answers. Only fear.

Final thoughts: Amazing game. A+ survival horror. Would get emotionally attached to a silent mutant ballerina again.