Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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HOW TO BE A REAL BADASS SPACE SOLDIER #2!
By RexySeven and 1 collaborators
WE ♥♥♥♥ED UP SPACE RANGERS WILL FIGHT FOR POWER WITH THE STUPID ALIENS TO COME INTO OUR ROWS OF SQUARES YOU NEED ELECTRIC WEAPONS AND WEIRD HELMET SO AS NOT TO DIE IN A PUBLIC ♥♥♥♥ING SPACE!!!
IF YOU READ IT YOU'RE THE RIGHT FIT
JOIN OUR BADASS SOLDIER SPACE BASE!
http://sp.zhabite.com/groups/BADASS_ARMY
ARE YOU REALY THINK YOU CAN STOP US!?
   
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HERE ARE OUR COMPLICATED RULES AND DRESS!




BADASS WEAPONS!
BADASS WEAPONS
BEFORE YOU ENGAGE IN BLOODY BATTLES YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU WILL FIGHT, YOU IDIOT! BADASS SPACE SOLDIERS ONLY USE LASER WEAPONS!
LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT!







1. YOUR PRIMARY BADASS WEAPON!
"DESTROYS-ALL-LIFE DISINTEGRATOR 9000!"
HOW TO USE IT?
1.SPAM THE CONTROL POINT\CART!
2.THEY FIGHT IN CLOSE OR MEDIUM COMBAT!
3.SHOOT ALL THE TIME ON THE RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON!
4.YOU HAVE INFINITE F*CKING AMMO!
5.HE'S GOT DAMAGE ON THE SITE!



"OVER-POMSON ∞"
HOW TO USE IT?
1.SPAM ENEMY F2P BATTLE MEDICS!
2.F*CK THE SENTRY AND RED BOX WITH AMMO!
3.THIS IS ONLY ONE WEAPON FOR YOU!
4.INFINITE AMMO!!!




2.YOUR SECONDARY BADASS WEAPON!
"POCKET EMITTER OF MICROWAVE WAVES 590"
HOW TO USE IT?
1.SPAM THE CONTROL POINT\CART!
2.DEALS DAMAGE TO GROUPS OF ENEMIES!
3.also infinite ammo
4.SHOOT RANDOMLY! THIS IS IMPORTANT!










3.YOUR MELEE BADASS WEAPON!
"THE JUICY PIECE OF FLESH" OR "BRONZE FRYING PAN"!
HOW TO USE IT!?

1. DON'T ♥♥♥♥ING USE IT! CUZ YOU CAN BECOME A SPACE NOOB!
2.IF YOU STILL MANAGED TO GET INTO HAND-TO-HAM FIGHT, BEAT BELOW! THE ENEMIES ARE ALL THE ARMOR ABOVE THE WAIST! FIGHT BELOW! BEAT BELOW! PEE IN THE MIRE!
3.EVERY TIME HOPE IN RANDOM CRITS!

THE REAL BADASS WEAPON NEEDS TO BE LIKE THAT!
ALSO YOU NEED TO USE THIS SUPER PUPER DUPER SECRET TEHNOLOGY!
T.B.S.T.S.
"THE BADASS SPACE TARGET SYSTEM"

YOUR MAIN GIBUS ENEMIES!
THE MAIN STRENGTH OF THESE MONSTERS ARE THE SCOUTS!
Scoots have stolen some of the Badass Engineer Technology! GET THOSE MOTHA♥♥♥♥ERS!
THE OTHERS INCLUDE THE SPECIAL UNITS OF ♥♥♥♥!


^ ALIEN BEETLE AGENTS!
AND ANOTHER DANGERIUS ENEMY!
THE GIBUS ATLETHICK SUPERMUTANT!
HERE ----->
1.ARMED WITH A GIANT GUN: THE MINIGUN
2.A HUGE AMOUNT OF HEALTH
3.VERY STUPID
4.SHARPLY REACT TO THE SPIES! IF YOU NOTICE, THEY GO THROUGH A BUNCH OF YOUR COLLEAGUES AND YOU ARE TRYING TO ELIMINATE!

BEWARE, THEY'RE MOVING IN HERDS! TWO OR THREE INDIVIDUALS!
ALSO ANY OF YOUR ENEMY CAN BECOME A SPECIAL RARE TYPE OF GIBUS! CALLED SIREN!
USUALLY THE CHANCE OF THEIR ORIGINAL APPEARANCE EQUAL TO 11 PERCENT! IF YOU TYPE THE EXCELLENCE IS THE CHANCE INCREASES! CAUTION!
ATTACK: SPAM IN MIC ULTRASONIC WAVE!
BADASS TACTICS!
KILL ALL YOU MEET!
FIGHT TILL THE LAST DROP OF OXYGEN IN YOUR HATS!
3..2..1!!!
BADASS RESPAWN!!
KILL ALL YOU MEET AGAIN!
BADASS ENDING!
NOW, AFTER LEARNING THIS STUPID BADASS WEAPONS! YOU CAN GO OUT ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE! GOD BLESS LASER GUNS!
NOW YOU A REAL BADASS SPACE SOLDIER OF BADASSITUDE! CONGRATS!
24 Comments
Psycho 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:00pm 
tell strider that psycho said hello :squirtyay:
ψ ⛥ ̸H̸e̸n̵r̶y̷ ̶⛥ 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:10am 
BLEEP BLORP BLICK BEEP
xfydr 25 May, 2021 @ 3:03am 
Badass tutorial
Peika_Vii 25 Nov, 2017 @ 11:33pm 
lol thi is funny XD
trainchase 30 Jun, 2017 @ 2:30pm 
One one part, they talked about F2Ps and gibuses who think are their enimeys, We ALL start off as a GIBUS, even the creator of this guide, They are abusing ALL gibuses, including gibus engies, G.W.E.P Is not going be happy when he sees the part i just talked about
Zweiz 31 Mar, 2017 @ 10:16pm 
-Rep. Played a game of MvM and he started swearing at my little sister. Not cool dude. :'(
Goon 7 Jan, 2017 @ 9:10am 
BEST GUIDE EVER!:steamhappy:
P2ychØ with a Shotgun!! 20 Nov, 2016 @ 2:32pm 
k , now i can be a real BADASS SPACE SOLDIER OF BADASSITUDE ;)
rainytimes 24 Sep, 2016 @ 10:23am 
im my medical opinion 10/10
rainytimes 24 Sep, 2016 @ 10:22am 
POO-TIS-PAW (you are ded)